Criminal Therapy Quotes

#1. While I think you were a rotten father and are still a horrid excuse for a person, I appreciate your ability to mix revenge and charity.

Kate M. Colby

#2. The three greatest composers are Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms. All the others are cretins.

Hans Von Bulow

#3. Nothing seemed to give me pleasure anymore, not even music. My attitude was becoming more and more fatalistic and hopeless. I had no enthusiasm, and no particular interest in anything, including sex. It was as though I'd become a passionless robot, simply existing from day to day without feeling.

Scott Pratt

#4. We need to end permanently the tax that punishes American values of savings and investment and of building small businesses and family farms and ranches.

Kit Bond

#5. When you don't know what to do, go back to the places, the people and the promises where you know you last heard God.

Pam Farrel

#6. I love the church, the church that God is establishing, that Jesus died for, so I'll never have any negative things to say about His church.

LeCrae

#7. I just had sex with two guys within two days. Two insanely, sexy guys that I could only dream of even kissing.

Victoria Ashley

#8. The upshot is: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane. The

Randall Munroe

#9. When all the teachers are gone, who will be your teacher?
The student replied: "Everything!
Kobun, paused, then said: "No, you".

Kobun Chino Otogawa Roshi

#10. I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I've also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to 'The Simpsons.'

Ayelet Waldman

#11. Rocky is a very predictable movie. The ending is a foregone conclusion.

Sylvester Stallone

#12. Two keen minds that they are, they took to each other at the drop of a hat. Two piercing eyes glanced into two piercing eyes
the holy con-man with the shining mind, and the sorrowful poetic con-man with the dark mind that is Carlo Marx.

Jack Kerouac