Cricket Umpire Quotes

#1. Child of the kindly West, I have come to know, if more of us valued your ways - food and cheer above hoarded gold - it would be a merrier world. But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#2. I am obsessed with you, with possessing you and you fucking love it, it gets you off knowing that you have that over me, you have all the power.

Kitty Berry

#3. So in every test, let us say: "Thank you, my God, because this was needed for my salvation."

Elder Paisios Of Mount Athos

#4. I forget. I don't see. I don't think.

Fernando Pessoa

#5. Enron's president, Ken Lay, passed away last week. So, I guess even God lost money on that Enron deal. I believe the official cause of death was listed as "karma." The family asked in lieu of flowers, please send some elderly retiree's entire life savings.

Jay Leno

#6. She's the kind of girl any guy would want to have as a girlfriend."
"Sucks a mean dick?"
"Stop."
"Loves anal in the morning?"
"Max!

Molly O'Keefe

#7. It's not enough to create value, you have to interpret the value for your prospects and customers so that they can feel the value emotionally and empirically.

Nido R. Qubein

#8. Love without trust is nothing more than infatuation.

Ellen Hopkins

#9. People think I'm unusual but it's just that we haven't had anyone like this since the Seventies.

Lady Gaga

#10. Having gone through so many of the personal things I've gone through, its about creating an (online) space for girls to be heard. I don't profess to have all the answers. But Ask Elizabeth is a space where girls are not alone.

Elizabeth Berkley