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#1. Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today calling her 'the Costco of crazy.' - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#2. And pigs may fly. And we may be able to terraform and send surface populations to Mars. And Jesus may come next week anyway, so it doesn't matter one way or the other. All these crazy things run through people's minds. - Author: E. O. Wilson
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#3. You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English! - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#4. Skylark,Have you seen a valley green with SpringWhere my heart can go a-journeying,Over the shadows in the rainTo a blossom covered lane?And in your lonely flight,Haven't you heard the music in the night,Wonderful music,Faint as a will-o-the-wisp,Crazy as a loon,Sad as a gypsy serenading the moon. - Author: Johnny Mercer
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#5. Earlier this week - this is crazy - the country's first marijuana cafe opened up, which not only sells medical marijuana, but also has a restaurant where customers can eat. In a related story, the recession is over. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#6. Her mother said, Every morning I go up on the roof at six o'clock and pray for twenty minutes. It keeps me from coming apart. Her mother said, Coming apart, coming apart--it's just a crazy thing I feel. - Author: Dylan Landis
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#7. None of us ate together: my Aunt Gladys ate at five o'clock, my cousin Susan at five-thirty, me at six, and my uncle at six-thirty. There is nothing to explain this beyond the fact that my aunt is crazy. - Author: Philip Roth
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#8. Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#9. Not because I'm trying to be fabulous, but I love those big crazy Jackie O shades. - Author: Alicia Keys
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#10. Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#11. He is as crazy as bedamned, an incontestable character and a man of ungovernable inexactitudes. - Author: Flann O'Brien
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#12. CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.' - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#13. How crazy it was that people who were so incredibly alive could get so incredibly dead - Author: Tim O'Brien
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#14. I like your mama,' Trena tells me. 'She seems like good people.'
'Smile!' my mom calls to me from across the room, and I look at her and smile. Because she is good people. And she means well, even if she does drive me crazy. - Author: Frances O'Roark Dowell
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#15. The studio thought I was crazy to perform all of my own fencing stunts, but I loved it. - Author: Maureen O'Hara
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#16. Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#17. O.K. he's crazy. But he's a saint too."
"He scares me, I don't like him."
"He scares me. What the hell-he knows."
"Yeah? Why? What does he know?"
Things most people'd have to die and go to Hell for, to know. - Author: Joyce Carol Oates
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#18. Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's why they call me Sasquatch. There's no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#19. Anybody who knows me has said, 'I had a Denis O'Hare moment.' I suppose in the kindest instance it means standing up for yourself. In the unkindest, it means the crazy guy in the street. - Author: Denis O'Hare
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#20. People say, 'All my son will read is 'Captain Underpants,' or 'My son is crazy about shark books, is that O.K.?' I want to be the person to say, 'Yeah, that's really O.K., as long as he's motivated to want to read.' - Author: Jon Scieszka
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#21. I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song. - Author: Patrice O'Neal
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#22. Comic-Con is a special kind of crazy. - Author: Denis O'Hare
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#23. Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#24. What do we have in life, really? If we're lucky we get to a certain age, and we have each other. We have the food we like. We have our crazy little rituals. And we have each other. - Author: David O. Russell
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#25. I feel like every five to seven years I really need to put myself in this position of discomfort and exploration, just to survive. Otherwise I feel like I'm falling asleep, like I'll go crazy if I don't do it. - Author: Karen O
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#26. I love you. You crazy bastard. - Author: Abigail Roux
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#27. When I was a kid I used to get fun out of my horrors. - Author: Eugene O'Neill
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#28. O that the gods would bring to a miserable end such fictitious, crazy, deformed labours, with which the minds of the studious are blinded! - Author: William Gilbert
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#29. Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly. "A cat. A cat that talks. I'm going crazy." she glanced at me. " Or you slipped something into my drink at the tournament. One or the other. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#30. You have to feel good in what you're wearing; if you don't feel good it's not going to look good. You ever see someone wear something that's crazy and say, 'That's so crazy!' But they look good in it, because they feel good in it - you can just tell. - Author: B.o.B
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#31. 2009 was crazy enough! I can't believe I worked with Jeremy Irons, Joan Allen, Marsha Mason, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angela Lansbury, Jack O'Brien and Trevor Nunn in the same 12 months. - Author: Aaron Lazar
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#32. You'll always care about your first love. That doesn't make you crazy, it just makes you human. When relationships end, it's not so cut and dry. You carry everyone you've ever loved into every relationship thereafter. - Author: Ryan O'Connell
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#33. I'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there. - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#34. W if for Women. They're awful, mendacious,
Nasty and selfish, cruel and salacious,
As thievish as gypsies, more crazy than Celts
Be sure that you never fuck anything else - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#35. Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food. - Author: Austin O'Malley
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#36. When I started to write 'Crazy Thing Called Love,' I wanted a conflict that would not only bring Billy and Maddy together in terms of proximity and give them a common goal but that would also drive a wedge between them. And nothing fit the bill quite like the arrival of some children. - Author: Molly O'Keefe
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#37. In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls. - Author: Ed O'Neill
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#38. Iran is celebrating the nuclear deal. The Iranians are going crazy. They're drinking non-alcoholic champagne and thinking about dancing. That's how excited they are. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#39. Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#40. In a little district west of Washington Square the streets have run crazy and broken themselves into small strips called "places. - Author: O. Henry
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#41. The computer seems easy because Apple makes the products so easy to use at home. It's the simple things, like getting the TV set up or getting the speakers to work. That drives me crazy. - Author: Chris O'Donnell
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#42. Oh, she was a crazy woman, privately. Absolutely nuts. She was so mad at Jim O'Casey. She was so mad, she went into the woods and hit a tree hard enough to make her hand bleed. She cried down by the creek until she gagged. - Author: Elizabeth Strout
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#43. Don't you give me no rotten tomato," Dexter sang, "just 'cause to your crazy shit I
cannot relate-o. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#44. Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#45. The hot-o-meter started ringing like crazy as hot guys descended on me, my car and Tack from two directions.
Boy was I glad I curled my hair. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#46. A lot of people will call me nuts or crazy, but I've always been pretty stable. By some people's standards, I might be crazy. But I realize that I'm not going to harm anyone, and the only place that I live is within my own universe, really - so it's O.K. - Author: Rachel Miner
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#47. Horses are the ruination of everyone, your father has a craze for them but then we all do crazy things. - Author: Edna O'Brien
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#48. At 14, I was the most disciplined guy around. I would get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and run five miles, and then go to school. Sometimes I would run behind the school bus, and the kids thought I was just crazy. I knew what I wanted. - Author: Sugar Ray Leonard
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