Crazy Female Sayings

#1. Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that's going to be the guy who I'm going to have kids with. That's in my crazy female brain. So that's why I'm like, 'I can't commit.'

Amanda Seyfried

#2. I'm a great believer that saying yes is a lot more fun than saying no.

Richard Branson

#3. The brave person thinks of himself last of all.

Friedrich Schiller

#4. Yew? Not roight in the 'ead? Jus' let me tell yew somefink yew cockeyed idiot. Oi moight call yew daft sometimes, but that don't mean yew're crazy. If'n yew're not roight in the head, then Oi'm Mussolini's fairy godmother.

Peter St. John

#5. I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

Ilana Glazer

#6. I will employ the gentle, vague expression "I'm not crazy about that on you," which should mean to you, "Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible!" I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick.

Mindy Kaling

#7. It is a career of make-believe, of masks. We all have masks in life.

Judd Nelson

#8. In every language you can imagine, I've had people say 'Appetite For Destruction' is the soundtrack to their lives. I don't think you could say something nicer to an entertainer or performer - can't get more respectful.

Steven Adler

#9. I think paranoia goes from generation to generation. It's convenient to imagine that there's a few people controlling everything, that way it's manageable and small. But that's not life, life is messy.

Robert Downey Jr.

#10. Somewhere we know that without silence words lose their meaning, that without listening speaking no longer heals, that without distance closeness cannot cure.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

#11. By the end of this century, climate change will reduce the human population to a few breeding pairs surviving near the Arctic.

James Lovelock

#12. What's come to perfection perishes. Things learned on earth we shall practice in heaven; Works done least rapidly Art most cherishes.

Robert Browning

#13. He who angers you conquers you.

Elizabeth Kenny

#14. I do not wish to give (women) a first place, still less a second one- but the complete freedom to take their true place, whatever it may be.

Elizabeth Blackwell

#15. People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris

#16. Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]?" asked a gray female pup.
"Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he's scared of the raghnaid?

Kathryn Lasky

#17. When an animal dies, it gives you the chance to love another animal. That's an insightful and profound way to look at it.

Jon Katz

#18. I love breasts. I love the female shape. It's crazy - you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but, oh, God forbid you show the nipples! That never ceases to amaze me.

Helena Christensen

#19. No one wants to rattle the cage of a "crazy" person whose family tends to snap.

Nicole Gulla