Crazy Bernie Quotes

#1. It was one of the few places where someone remembered his name. Yeah, okay, so he felt like Sam Malone on Cheers, but there was no Norm or Cliff sitting at the bar here. More like Spike and Switchblade.' (Wulf)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. And it wasn't as if she could talk about it with Samuel, couldn't even imagine talking about it. Eventually she saw sex as part of being a wife.

Rae Meadows

#3. Even though it is midnight, dawn is here; even though dawn comes, it is nighttime.

Shunryu Suzuki

#4. It's when you feel worse, that's when your character comes out and the last thing you want to do is quit.

Paul T. Scheuring

#5. Half my damn team's shacked up with someone they met on the job, so don't bet any money on me not asking every motherfucker that comes through this door who he, or she, is sleeping with.

Lynn Raye Harris

#6. In England the only homage which they pay to Virtue - is hypocrisy.

Lord Byron

#7. In A Midnight Carol Patricia Davis illuminates the dark and brilliant humanity of Charles Dickens
the man who lived a rags-to-riches life more remarkable than any of his stories.

Richard Lederer

#8. The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.

Glenn Beck

#9. It felt like she took off running without me. Her fingers clenched in on mine. Then relaxed, like she'd lost all her bones.

Maria Dahvana Headley

#10. I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never been sure about it. In the middle ages, I should probably have gone about preaching and got myself burnt or hanged.

Jerome K. Jerome

#11. Why is it that two-thirds of white, rural men voted Republican? Why? That's what we have to address. That's crazy. These people are working longer and longer hours.

Bernie Sanders

#12. The surreal howl wove its way through the cacophony of human voices, a bright, bloody thread in a tapestry of fear.

Christie Golden

#13. People who dislike budging from their homes or walking beyond their own backyards
and they are always and everywhere in the majority
treat Herodotus' sort, fundamentally unconnected to anyone or anything, as freaks, fanatics, lunatics even.

Ryszard Kapuscinski

#14. Because I think I might want to kiss her. And touch her. A lot. Like, everywhere.

Colleen Hoover

#15. When life is good and we have no problems, we can almost let ourselves believe we have no need for God. But in my experience, sometimes the richest blessings come through pain and hard things.

Anne Graham Lotz