Top 9 Craptastic Quotes

#1. This year, Rebecca instituted a White Elephant gift exchange, that passive-aggressive method of conveying just how little the people you see more often than family mean to you via the splendor of craptastic gifting.

Qwen Salsbury

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#2. When you think there are faraway lands filled with talking animals, it's easy to believe that some special guy will rescue you from your craptastic life. As

Amber J. Keyser

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#3. The Order seemed to adhere to the principle of suckers walk, players ride.

Lev Grossman

Craptastic Quotes #619424
#4. Nothing beats 2 guitars, drum and bass.

Lou Reed

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#5. I study nature so as not to do foolish things.

Mary Ruefle

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#6. Have you been in a canoe?" "Anywhere where two people can fit, they can have sex. It's the law.

J. Ryan Stradal

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#7. I'm not sure if I write because I am crazy, or I'm crazy because I write.

Wendy Stanphill

Craptastic Quotes #1521572
#8. Everyone has a weakness. Even a demigod.

Christina Farley

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#9. Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.

Bruce C. Hafen

Craptastic Quotes #1672997

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