Crappily Quotes

#1. Best hope for what, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You know, my life was going along ... well, rather crappily, to be honest, but at least no one was trying to kill me and no one was dying around me. Since I met you, my life has taken the high road to Shitsville, with no off-ramp in sight. (Susan)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Come with me."

"Let me think on that." I tap a finger against my bottom lip as if I'm really contemplating his crappily delivered invitation. His eyes drop to watch the movement.

"Okay. I've decided. No."

- Ella Harper

Erin Watt

#3. When it came time for college, I told my parents I was going to major in acting. And they were so removed from anything to do with show business - my dad built our house and my mom grew our food.

Geena Davis

#4. There's a finite market for DVD-by-mail, and the growth over the next 10 years will be in streaming.

Reed Hastings

#5. but somehow when it's real, when it's your life . . . that person can feel even farther off and more unobtainable than an actual celebrity. Proximity doesn't breed familiarity.

John Green

#6. Nothing happens without God's will, and life doesn't always go according to plan. Man proposes, God disposes. And it is God's will that we need to surrender to. In retrospect it usually all makes sense.

Kristiane Backer

#7. do not get back to the womb u came from bcos u need to grow up

Ikechukwu Joseph

#8. Find a need and fill it.

Ruth Stafford Peale

#9. Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

Henry Ford

#10. He also told me he'd just written the epitaph for his tomb: LO PEOR YA PASO. PEOR HUMILLACION QUE LA DE EXISTIR NO HAY.
THE WORST IS BEHIND. THERE IS NO HUMILIATION WORSE THAN EXISTENCE

Nicanor Parra

#11. I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Dorothy Parker

#12. We need to reflect the true identity of Muslims, how peaceful they are and really be able to talk to the Western media about the true look and heart of the Muslims.

Hesham Qandil

#13. Words can be as irrevocable as an action. They can cut as deeply as a surgeon's scalpel.

Gina Barreca

#14. Now, America is a land of second chances, and I gather you have room for the estimated 6 million of us who know we got it wrong in 2008 and who want to fix it.

Artur Davis

#15. You got nothing left here but enemies in the Junior League and a mama that's gonna drive you to drink. You done burned ever bridge there is. And you ain't never gone get another boyfriend in this town and everbody know it. So don't walk your white butt to New York, run it.

Kathryn Stockett