Top 87 Cramer Quotes
#1. In February 2000, hedge-fund manager James J. Cramer proclaimed that Internet-related companies "are the only ones worth owning right now." These "winners of the new world," as he called them, "are the only ones that are going higher consistently in good days and bad.
Benjamin Graham
#2. Jim Cramer is a very smart man. I watch his show. I just do not follow his advice.
Robert Kiyosaki
#3. I learned to play piano in a rock n' roll context or band context from country records - you know, Floyd Cramer - and from the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and Stax. And none of those are keyboard records.
Benmont Tench
#4. (Doc) Cramer told me I was hitting too much off the front foot and that I wasn't using the right kind of bat. I had been using a long, skinny stick and Cramer got me a thicker one.
Nellie Fox
#5. But Mr. Cramer,." Wolfe protested, "is it my fault if destiny likes this address?
Rex Stout
#6. All there was to it, he was in a panic. He was scared stiff that any minute a fact might come bouncing in that would force him to send me down to Cramer bearing gifts, and there was practically nothing on earth he wouldn't rather do, even eating ice cream with cantaloupe or horseradish on oysters.
Rex Stout
#7. Wolfe grunted. "That's admirably specious, but drop it. I give you my word that I haven't the faintest notion of who killed Ellen Tenzer." Cramer eyed him. "Your word?" "Yes, sir.
Rex Stout
#8. I have played Blair Cramer for 20 years, I feel a personal investment in the success of 'One Life to Live.' I love the show, I'm a fan of the characters, and I have invested in the journey these fictional characters have traveled.
Kassie DePaiva
#9. Baseball is a soap opera that lends itself to probabilistic thinking. [Dick Cramer]
Michael Lewis
#10. If you're a person of faith that is conservative, that's pro-life, as I am, that believes strongly in traditional family values, as I do ... then how we talk about them matters.
Kevin Cramer
#11. I'm out there to clean the plate. Once they've read what I've written on a subject, I want them to think, 'That's it!' I think the highest aspiration people in our trade can have is that once they've written a story, nobody will ever try it again.
Richard Ben Cramer
#13. I invest in funds myself even though I run my own fund for my daughters.
Jim Cramer
#14. Well, he's just the same guy who in other aspects of his life would be very late to a trend.
Jim Cramer
#15. Much to their annoyance, Calvin refused to answer any of their questions. He remained on the ground, silently bleeding at them.
Brian Cramer
#16. I think that I could have been take apart if the bear market continued, but I waited three years before I felt the bear market was over and I was right.
Jim Cramer
#18. Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.
Jim Cramer
#19. This is a business, the direct selling, that bizarrely works best when times are bad.
Jim Cramer
#20. Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.
Jim Cramer
#21. I am a joyful conservative, unafraid to articulate big ideas with an optimistic smile.
Kevin Cramer
#22. A good investor in this new world knows to always expect the unexpected.
Jim Cramer
#23. I've lost tremendous amounts of money in various markets and I think that that's something that makes you better at my job, not worse.
Jim Cramer
#24. My definition of social justice: those who refuse to work deserve to go hungry.
Clayton Cramer
#25. The small ember of warmth in Tarpa's soul that was struggling to become a fire was suddenly and painfully dashed out of existence by the joyful tears of the reunited couple, leaving only a tiny pile of soggy ash behind.
Brian Cramer
#26. On days like today you realize that you just can't keep these hypergrowth stocks down.
Jim Cramer
#27. Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them.
Jim Cramer
#28. I may play a total madman on TV, but I'm really just a very unbalanced guy at home. However, when it comes to stocks, I believe in being rigorous and methodical, not crazy. There's no madness to my method.
Jim Cramer
#29. I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy.
Jim Cramer
#30. It's important to have fun. Survival is more than making sure we have enough food and water.
Scott Cramer
#31. in November was dismal. It was a time of short gray days and long
Sharon Cramer
#32. I will stand up for what I believe and for what I have always believed: Every person has a right to be rich in this country and I want to help them get there.
Jim Cramer
#33. Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.
Jim Cramer
#34. I enjoy the debate ... I haven't met a single person in Congress yet that I dislike. It's not about moderating your views: it's about being able to talk about them and defending them in a way that's uplifting to people.
Kevin Cramer
#35. Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away
Jim Cramer
#36. I am not a hesitant bull, I'm a Pamplona bull.
Jim Cramer
#37. The people who are buying stocks because they're going up and they don't know what they do deserve to lose money.
Jim Cramer
#38. There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it's no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars. They exist in lifestyles.
Jim Cramer
#39. Why did people think military relationships were romantic? If anything, they were more work than most relationships.
Tracey Cramer-Kelly
#40. Here's where I'm different from a senator. We pass continuing resolutions. We pass appropriations bills.
Kevin Cramer
#41. I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I've got to give the market credit before I give myself credit.
Jim Cramer
#42. Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
Brian Cramer
#43. I am doing my best to find it. I will find it before the public finds it. I will get out of it before it's too late. The reason I will do that is because that's what I'm paid to do.
Jim Cramer
#44. The corporate killer downsizing is directly responsive to what the mutual funds have wanted.
Jim Cramer
#45. I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or never getting out of my pajamas like Hugh Hefner.
Jim Cramer
#46. No matter what other nations may say about the United States, immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.
Clayton Cramer
#47. But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.
Jim Cramer
#48. I don't think that's changed at all. I think there are a thousand stocks out there that could make you rich, totally independent of what you do for a living.
Jim Cramer
#49. What I'm saying is that there are bargains right now, there are stocks right now that if you're shrewd enough, you will be able to buy them at the opening today and I you'll make money in a year from now.
Jim Cramer
#50. Abandon all hopes of utopia - there are people involved.
Clayton Cramer
#51. We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.
Jim Cramer
#52. Historically, it's been wrong to underestimate the Chinese Communist Party's ability to keep growth going in order ...
Jim Cramer
#53. Success through the eyes of one once defeated, is true VICTORY.
Jim Cramer
#54. The way the credit cards were made in the '80s to be a people's form of capitalism and be able to make it so that you could get a loan that you would have been denied previous, now that's the way stocks are.
Jim Cramer
#55. I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.
Jim Cramer
#56. I have to be honest: I don't get many, if any - I don't know that I've ever received a phone call in my office from somebody that says they've been discriminated against based on their sexual orientation.
Kevin Cramer
#57. A lot of times when I was short, I would create a level of activity beforehand that would drive the futures ... It's a fun game,
Jim Cramer
#58. You have a class of investors and you have a class of speculators. The speculators historically haven't been big enough to cause the investors to doubt the long-term vision of stock.
Jim Cramer
#59. I mean I'm not smarter than the market, but I can recognize a good tape and a bad tape. I recognize when it's right and when it's wrong and that's what my strength is.
Jim Cramer
#60. Haikus are quite hard
You always have to count them
...Chunky applesauce?
Benny Cramer
#61. I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether it's being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.
Kevin Cramer
#62. These will be fabulous investments and will make millions of more people rich.
Jim Cramer
#63. The more trust we place in the Lord and his promises, the greater will be our victory over the attacks of Satan, while the less we know and trust his promises, the more vulnerable we will be.
Steven A. Cramer
#64. As long as you enjoy investing, you'll be willing to do the homework and stay in the game. That's why I try to make the show so entertaining, because if you aren't interested, you'll either miss the opportunity to make money in the market or not pay enough attention and end up losing your shirt.
Jim Cramer
#65. Picking the right stocks is one of the hardest parts of investing, and every night on Mad Money, I try to take some of that burden off your shoulders.
Jim Cramer
#66. Sometimes, we find ourselves as conservatives being angry when we should be joyful, finding ourselves being negative when we should be positive, because we have a positive message to send ... We ought to be the most compassionate people in the world.
Kevin Cramer
#67. After a lifetime of picking stocks, I have to admit that Bogle's arguments in favor of the index fund have me thinking of joining him rather than trying to beat him. Bogle's wisdom and common sense are indispensable ... for anyone trying to figure out how to invest in this crazy stock market.
Jim Cramer
#68. It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.
Jim Cramer
#69. There's accountability in the mutual fund industry. And they've been tremendous engines of wealth for people and they're going to continue to be so.
Jim Cramer
#70. I want to buy them, because historically these have been great engines of enrichment for the middle class, 'historically' meaning now for a good ten years.
Jim Cramer
#71. My children range in age from 5 to 31. We adopted the 5-year-old, but people are often impressed with my wife before knowing that.
Kevin Cramer
#72. I think that there are changes that have occurred in technology that make is that more people can have the same level of information that I have. My advantage is that I'm very good at interpreting the information.
Jim Cramer
#73. I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.
Jim Cramer
#74. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach a man to shop for fish at Whole Foods, he'll be broke within the year.
James J. Cramer
#75. The party line is that stocks historically have outperformed all other investment plans.
Jim Cramer
#76. Don't move your money from Bear! That's just being silly! Don't be silly!
Jim Cramer
#77. They don't take eyeballs at the bank. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts. There is no cyberworld where reach trumps profits.
Jim Cramer
#78. I think that the public is in and the public is in big, and the public is not, I don't think going to pull out because the public knows what I said about 1987.
Jim Cramer
#79. And, strangely, this one of the few things in life that the third, the latter, the buy with our eyes closed has actually done better than everybody else.
Jim Cramer
#80. What does your anxiety do? It does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, but it empties today of its strength. It does not make you escape the evil; it makes you unfit to cope with it if it comes.
Raymond L. Cramer
#81. If you can't find the next McDonald's, I'll find the next McDonald's. But it's vital to be with people who with looking for 'em, because they do exist. They are created.
Jim Cramer
#82. We typically hear numbers that there are 34 million households that are in stocks in some form. Well, I say that what's occurred is if you have a job in this country, you're in stocks.
Jim Cramer
#83. I think that stocks have been this tremendous, tremendous equalizer for people in this country. Guys who can't make a lot of money at their jobs have been able to make a lot of money in the stock market.
Jim Cramer
#84. The mutual fund industry provided the money for Intel and Motorola and Hewlett-Packard to crush the competitors.
Jim Cramer
#85. I think you'll do as well as most professionals. Most professionals don't beat the market. Let's not over-rate my industry. But if you have time, you can be in good mutual funds that have good records.
Jim Cramer
#86. I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good market, but I have been blessed with a great market.
Jim Cramer
#87. The danger that we have right now are people who get the same information as I do and, therefore, think they'll reach the same conclusions that haven't traded as long, don't have bear claws up and down their backs like I do.
Jim Cramer
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