Top 20 Cracking Jokes Quotes
#1. I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
Alexei Sayle
#2. I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.
Helena Christensen
#3. Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.
Dorothy Richardson
#4. You know, that pissed me off. We'd traveled half around the world to get to him, and there were monsters chasing us and Naji's curse was impossible to break, and here he was cracking jokes about our professions.
Cassandra Rose Clarke
#5. If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
#6. Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.
Chace Crawford
#7. There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.
Cameron Boyce
#8. Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes.
Veronica Roth
#9. I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they don't really try to be. They're not cracking jokes.
Emile Hirsch
#10. The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
Frankie Boyle
#11. Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.
Mason Cooley
#12. It's easier to invade a small country than to file a court document.
Melody A. Kramer
#13. Last Christmas they sat beside the hearths
Secure, together, cracking roast chestnuts
Or stale jokes about holies and ivies
As red wines cooled down another hot year
Today, even the vines threaten to stream
The streets with banners of another fire.
Jack Mapanje
#14. The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher' ... Not that he would.
Fareed Zakaria
#15. By the time a little girl has become a young woman she has learned how dangerous a thing it is to dream.
Meg Howrey
#17. I like to show the grey area in all my characters.
Lee Daniels
#18. Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
Michael J. Gelb
#19. Power rises to the top like cream and dominates the weak with cruelty disguised as
and often even believed to be
benevolence.
Michael J. Sullivan
#20. Cynicism is proof of our intimacy issues with the Divine.
Elisa Romeo
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