List of top 20 famous quotes and sayings about cracking jokes to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.
Top 20 Cracking Jokes Quotes
#1. Cynicism is proof of our intimacy issues with the Divine.
#2. I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they don't really try to be. They're not cracking jokes.
#3. I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
#4. I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.
#5. Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.
#6. You know, that pissed me off. We'd traveled half around the world to get to him, and there were monsters chasing us and Naji's curse was impossible to break, and here he was cracking jokes about our professions.
#7. Power rises to the top like cream and dominates the weak with cruelty disguised as
and often even believed to be
benevolence.
#8. If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
#9. Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
#10. I like to show the grey area in all my characters.
#11. Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.
#12. A world is in flames, and you are cracking silly jokes.
#13. By the time a little girl has become a young woman she has learned how dangerous a thing it is to dream.
#14. The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher' ... Not that he would.
#15. Last Christmas they sat beside the hearths
Secure, together, cracking roast chestnuts
Or stale jokes about holies and ivies
As red wines cooled down another hot year
Today, even the vines threaten to stream
The streets with banners of another fire.
#16. There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.
#17. Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes.
#18. It's easier to invade a small country than to file a court document.
#19. Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.
#20. The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
