Cowshit Quotes

#1. Mason left the room and then yelled from the hall, This is bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, and donkeyshit.

Madison Parker

#2. I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit ... when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. The function of the child is to live his own life - not the life that his anxious parents think he should live.

Alexander Sutherland Neill

#4. We are prisoners of the world's demented sink.
The soft enchantments of our years of innocence
Are harvested by accredited experience
Our fondest memories soon turn to poison
And only oblivion remains in season.

John Ashbery

#5. Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.

Lewis Thomas

#6. The addition of certain chemicals to the atmosphere will destroy wavelengths of light and it may only be a matter of time before one of these wavelengths of light that is critical for human survival is eliminated. This is called: The Extinction Wavelength

Steven Magee

#7. Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

Richie Benaud

#8. Food brings people together. All over the world, people gather together and eat. In America, churches have potlucks and neighborhoods have barbecues. I like that about America. - IB My

Lisa Schroeder