Cousin Ernie Quotes

#1. I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn't even have to go outside. He's got the microwave and a satellite dish, it's all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.

Louie Anderson

#2. Hollywood can be an exclusive place. Who gets to be on TV, or who gets to make TV can be a small clique of an industry. There's so many talented, skilled people, all over the world, that might not have the connections or the opportunities to work in TV.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#3. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights describes the family as the natural and fundamental unit of society. It follows that any choice and decision with regard to the size of the family must irrevocably rest with the family itself, and cannot be made by anyone else.

Garrett Hardin

#4. I am happy and content because I think I am.

Alain-Rene Le Sage

#5. Rational conduct on the basis of the idea of calling, was born... from the spirit of Christian asceticism.

Max Weber

#6. One cannot create happiness with beautiful objects, but one can spoil quite a lot of happiness with bad ones

Finn Juhl