Coulton Quotes

#1. I'm a professional Jonathan Coulton. It's partially ego, to be completely honest: It feels great to have people adoring you in that way.

Jonathan Coulton

#2. I love artists who have spirituality. Jonathan Coulton is the man, I love his melodies and lyrics. Chap-hop is the bomb!

MC Lars

#3. There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That's why there are not a lot of sad viral videos.

Jonathan Coulton

#4. Fear is the great enemy of intimacy. Fear makes us run away from each other or cling to each other but does not create true intimacy.

Henri Nouwen

#5. The more transparent something was, the more mysterious it seemed. The universe itself was transparent; as long as you were sufficiently sharp-eyed, you could see as far as you liked. But the farther you looked, the more mysterious it became.

Liu Cixin

#6. I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

Jessie J.

#7. I always feel uncomfortable at parties, and I'm often nervous when talking to strangers. I don't think this makes me feel special. Maybe everybody feels this way.

Jonathan Coulton

#8. There isn't a single artist out there, I'm sure, who wouldn't take the most perfect record deal. If the right record deal came along, like, the perfect deal, we'd definitely take it.

Madi Diaz

#9. You should know how great things were before you. Even so, they're better still today. I can't think of who I was before you ruined everything in the nicest way.

Jonathan Coulton

#10. I have a business appointment that I am anxious ... to miss.

Oscar Wilde

#11. In any relationship, after the first year is over, you can't help but want your own space.

Helena Bonham Carter

#12. Toleration is good for all, or it is good for none.

Edmund Burke

#13. Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There's your anti-piracy plan.

Jonathan Coulton

#14. I'd always meant to become a musician. I'd just never gotten around to it. And my daughter being born, I was like, Okay, this is seriously the last chance. And also: Do you really want to be a dad who never did what he wanted to do? You've got to set an example now. You've got to do this.

Jonathan Coulton

#15. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Jonathan Coulton

#16. For me, the live show is sort of the ultimate expression of this journey that I've been on.

Jonathan Coulton

#17. He claimed the waters must have, indeed, been healing, because look how hard his journey was on him to get there, and how easy it was on him to get home.

Sarah Addison Allen

#18. If I avoid anything, it's that I don't really go to places that are like a little corner of England. I also never mind going to a dance show because I love it all so much.

Anton Du Beke