Top 11 Cotton Candy Funny Quotes

#1. My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.

Jimmy Carter

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#2. I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be.

Dr. Dre

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#3. This ain't the heartbreak hotel even though I know it well.
Those no shows should you tell in the way you hold yourself.
Don't you fret should you get another cancellation, give me a chance and I'll make a permanent reservation.
In your heart in your,
I can tell you fit one more

The Wanted

Cotton Candy Funny Quotes #428574
#4. Infinity is just zero spelled backwards.

Derek R. Audette

Cotton Candy Funny Quotes #624060
#5. Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go.

Lucy Punch

Cotton Candy Funny Quotes #1019694
#6. Of course, individuals are responsible for individual actions - the pilots who flew over Pearl Harbor and dropped bombs on those ships did a terrible thing as part of an attack on a military base.

Nicholson Baker

Cotton Candy Funny Quotes #1071667
#7. I enjoy books as misers enjoy treasures, because I know I can enjoy them whenever I please.

Michel De Montaigne

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#8. I'm not afraid of special effects, but I see them very much as a means to an end.

Daniel Barber

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#9. We are an unfinished nation.

John McCain

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#10. The truth feels different from other things. The closest you can come to describing it is that it feels like taking a perfect breath.

David Levithan

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#11. Picasso had a saying - 'good artists copy, great artists steal' - and we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.

Walter Isaacson

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