Correcting Foolishness Quotes

#1. Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke."
"You're having a fucking pint."
"Is my choice of drink too gay for you?"
"Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy.

L.A. Gilbert

#2. No," Frank said. "I'm only a centurion." Jason cursed in Latin. "He means he can't control a whole legion. He's not of high enough rank." Nico swung back his black sword at another gryphon. "Well, then, promote him!

Rick Riordan

#3. I love telling stories, and am almost entirely unable to keep a secret.

Ben Macintyre

#4. Reality is okay if you have a friend that will help you up when it comes around to smack you in the face.

Xena Thornton

#5. No way, no how did I break into NORAD. That's a complete myth. And I never attempted to access anything considered to be classified government systems.

Kevin Mitnick

#6. You find out what type of man you are.

Jeremy Stephens

#7. My biggest enemy is me and even I can't stop me

Andy Mineo

#8. The miller's hefty wife, Madam Weber, already armed with a pitchfork, insisted on joining the fight, and because she appeared more intimidating than most of us men, we instantly welcomed her to our bloodthirsty ranks.

Carsten Jensen

#9. Immigrants are more fertile.

Jeb Bush

#10. Youth does not require reasons for living, it only needs pretexts.

Jose Ortega Y Gasset

#11. If only I knew... If only baby... If only...

Anya

#12. The thoughts of DIVORCE hung over the kitchen table like a cloud full of black rain, pregnant, ready to burst.

Stephen King

#13. After taking risk into account, do more managers than you'd see by chance outperform with persistence? Virtually every economist who studied this question answers with a resounding 'no.'

Eugene Fama

#14. Vision is the true creative rhythm.

Robert Delaunay

#15. I have been a depressed person most of m life. I was always in the throes of self-hatred.

Eve Ensler