Cornette Quotes

#1. Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Jim Cornette

#2. He's a good guy. Whether we can trust him or not is another matter.

Stephen Lloyd Jones

#3. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

Jim Cornette

#4. Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

Jim Cornette

#5. If I'm a bitch and a fake, is there nobody who will love a bitch and a fake?

Graham Greene

#6. Never misconceive that which is real

Kim Holden

#7. I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Jim Cornette

#8. He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Jim Cornette

#9. The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Jim Cornette

#10. I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Jim Cornette

#11. Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Jim Cornette

#12. Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Jim Cornette

#13. Behaving like a princess is work. It's not just about looking beautiful or wearing a crown. It's more about how you are inside.

Julie Andrews

#14. I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Jim Cornette

#15. I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Jim Cornette

#16. The city and province were given up to anarchy; the coloured people, elated with victory, proclaimed the slaughter of all whites, except the English, French, and American residents.

Henry Walter Bates

#17. Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Jim Cornette

#18. He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

Jim Cornette

#19. If you won't trust yourself, nobody else will.

Anamika Mishra

#20. I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Jim Cornette

#21. I don't have much to give, but what I do have, I want to give to you.

Anonymous

#22. My friend Phil has a theory that the Lord, having made teenagers, felt constrained to make amends and so created the golden retriever.

Mary McGrory

#23. When you have a little 10-month-old who is climbing up your leg because you are their mountain - there's no nobler reason to get out of bed every day. There's no better reason to live, to make sure you provide as much guidance and as much room for that child to thrive.

Esai Morales

#24. Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Jim Cornette

#25. I had one of the most outdoorsy childhoods you could imagine. I basically lived in the woods until I was 13. My dad and I built a huge treehouse in our backyard in Chesterfield, about 30 feet in the air. And we'd vacation on an island in Michigan, where I hunted a deer that we ate.

Gabriel Basso

#26. Executives can no longer hide behind the corporate veil. They need to be accountable for what their companies do, because entities are responsible for socially irresponsible behavior.

Simon Mainwaring

#27. Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Jim Cornette