Copier Sales Quotes

#1. When a copier sales person cold calls a purchasing manager whom he has never met is it any surprise that the purchasing manager will most likely never return that call?

Josh Turner

#2. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Bill Vaughan

#3. And I honestly like her about twenty times more now than I did when we were dating. But love needs to have a future.

Rachel Cohn

#4. Your station is in my heart.

Charlotte Bronte

#5. If you cannot tell me another way, do not brand me a tyrant.

David Gaider

#6. I'll come to save you as much as you want. I'll make you fall for me as much as you wish.

Usui Takumi

#7. You can take a picture of New York and one person looking at it will think it looks really depressing, frightening; and someone else will look at it and think of all the fun things you can do in New York. I think songs are kinda like that.

Elliott Smith

#8. Oh Diamond! Diamond! thou little knowest the mischief done! [Apocryphal]

Isaac Newton

#9. I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.

Uday Hussein

#10. Every woman wants a man who can ruin her lipstick and not her mascara.

Habeeb Akande

#11. There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Scott Adams