Cool Punchline Quotes

#1. It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

Mark Hoppus

#2. And one more thing.

Steve Jobs

#3. Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Sam Ewing

#4. We now live in a time when PEOPLE and profits must become equally valuable in the corporate leaders Mindset.
Rethink your Leadership Culture to become a conscious, high performance organisation

Tony Dovale

#5. Neither limits nor adversity are what ruin men. Under pressure, they handle themselves pretty well. It's the lack of limits they can't handle. That's when they run amok. So, if you really want to see what a man is made of let him think he can get away with something.

Bill Bonner

#6. There, I was ridiculed for being an inauthentic American, and now I am being charged with being an inauthentic Russian. I do not yet understand that this very paradox is the true subject of so-called immigrant fiction.

Gary Shteyngart

#7. I expected higher prices for some books, but [there would be] flexibility for other books,

Eddy Cue

#8. My faith is what they bury when they force me to expose it.

Uzma Aslam Khan

#9. The Constitution and laws of the United States resemble a theocracy more closely than any government now on the earth, or that ever has been, so far as we know, except the government of the children of Israel to the time when they elected a king.

Brigham Young