Contortionist Quotes

#1. I can put my legs behind my head, but that's pretty much it. An early agent said to me, 'If you can put your legs behind your head, let's say you're a contortionist!' So I got sent out for everything twisty and bendy. It's a good conversation starter.

Doug Jones

#2. You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

J. B. Smoove

#3. Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable.

James Wolcott

#4. She was so agreeably flexible when it came to Lotto that she could have been a contortionist.

Lauren Groff

#5. In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

Ronnie Barker

#6. I can do contortionist things; it's really weird. But I can freak people out, which is great!

Chloe Bridges

#7. Nothing amazes me anymore.

David Beckham

#8. She's dying?!" "What?!" "He didn't say that!" "Let me evaluate the severity of her injuries!" "Dude, get your stupid medical bag." "It's not so stupid now that we need it, is it?!" "Shut the bloody hell up and get the bag!

A&E Kirk

#9. Few things are more enjoyable than lingering over the atlas and plotting a trip.

J. Maarten Troost

#10. If you do anything regularly for a while, sooner or later the weirdoes will show up.

Jeff Buckley

#11. Could you do such things when you were a dancer?' Tara asks her, as Tsukiko pulls a leg up impossibly far over her head.
'I would have had a much busier social calendar if I could,' Mme. Padva replies with a shake of her head.

Erin Morgenstern

#12. I wanted it to provide an escape route, I wanted to make pictures that were fantastic and took you into another world, one that was brighter. I started off with this idea.

David LaChapelle