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                #1. To change criminal justice policy in any meaningful way means to propose changing a very longstanding system. It's not realistic to think you can do it overnight.
                Kamala Harris
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing ... "
"Like PMS?" I suggested. 
"Shut up!
                Flynn Meaney
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #4. I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
                Rodney Dangerfield
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. Seven and half years ago I began my own journey. For me and my family it was a time of adversity. But during that adversity I derived a deeper faith. And born out of that adversity was a commitment to devote myself to those people and to those issues that truly matter to me.
                Paul Tsongas
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. When I run on the beach, it's always in slow motion. That's just how I roll.
                Amber Heard
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. He's really jealous, Ybon said rather weakly. Just have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves.
                Junot Diaz
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.
                Patrick Jones
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. Leadership cannot be created synthetically. Men must be what they were made by the Almighty or the American people will find them out in time.
                Herbert Hoover
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. My Grandaddy used to tell me, "It ain't okay just to right a wrong. It ain't okay just to correct it. No, you gotta correct it ten times over.
                Sean Patrick Flanery
							 
            
            
		    
                #11. What else?"
Nothing," Dogger said. "Just sign it. "Kings prefer brevity.
                Alan Bradley
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. I do believe in fate, Anne-not the blind fate that gives one no freedom of choice, but a fate that sets down a pattern for each of our lives and gives us choices, numerous choices, by which to find that pattern and be happy.
                Mary Balogh
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #14. Robert G. Elliott was not a murderous person by nature, but he proved, no doubt to his own surprise, to be rather good at killing people.
                Bill Bryson
							 
            
            
		 
		
			        
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