Top 14 Coney Island Funny Quotes

#1. To change criminal justice policy in any meaningful way means to propose changing a very longstanding system. It's not realistic to think you can do it overnight.

Kamala Harris

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#2. I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing ... "
"Like PMS?" I suggested.
"Shut up!

Flynn Meaney

Coney Island Funny Quotes #85123
#3. Humor is the ovum of dissent,

David Mitchell

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#4. I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

Rodney Dangerfield

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#5. Seven and half years ago I began my own journey. For me and my family it was a time of adversity. But during that adversity I derived a deeper faith. And born out of that adversity was a commitment to devote myself to those people and to those issues that truly matter to me.

Paul Tsongas

Coney Island Funny Quotes #479943
#6. When I run on the beach, it's always in slow motion. That's just how I roll.

Amber Heard

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#7. He's really jealous, Ybon said rather weakly. Just have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves.

Junot Diaz

Coney Island Funny Quotes #784585
#8. The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.

Patrick Jones

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#9. Leadership cannot be created synthetically. Men must be what they were made by the Almighty or the American people will find them out in time.

Herbert Hoover

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#10. My Grandaddy used to tell me, "It ain't okay just to right a wrong. It ain't okay just to correct it. No, you gotta correct it ten times over.

Sean Patrick Flanery

Coney Island Funny Quotes #1271028
#11. What else?"
Nothing," Dogger said. "Just sign it. "Kings prefer brevity.

Alan Bradley

Coney Island Funny Quotes #1290481
#12. I do believe in fate, Anne-not the blind fate that gives one no freedom of choice, but a fate that sets down a pattern for each of our lives and gives us choices, numerous choices, by which to find that pattern and be happy.

Mary Balogh

Coney Island Funny Quotes #1390249
#13. Be a fountain of peace to find peace everywhere.

Debasish Mridha

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#14. Robert G. Elliott was not a murderous person by nature, but he proved, no doubt to his own surprise, to be rather good at killing people.

Bill Bryson

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