Conchords Quotes

#1. However, there are quite a few current artists doing clever, creative musical comedy, including The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious D, Ylvis, Garfunkel and Oates, Reggie Watts,

Anonymous

#2. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can. 'Flight Of The Conchords' was so wonderful because I had a family for two years.

Kristen Schaal

#3. The 'Muppets' were a very big part of my childhood, and 'Flight of the Conchords' definitely has elements of the 'Muppets' in it, specifically the way we mixed music and comedy.

Bret McKenzie

#4. The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Kristen Schaal

#5. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.

Flight Of The Conchords

#6. Words and images run riot in my head, pursuing, flying, clashing, merging, endlessly. But beyond this tumult there is a great calm, and a great indifference, never really to be troubled by anything again.

Samuel Beckett

#7. You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks
It's business, it's business time

Flight Of The Conchords

#8. She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist ... bitch.

Flight Of The Conchords

#9. Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room.
(In the whole wide room)
And when you're on the street
(Depending on the street)
I bet you are definitely in the top three

Flight Of The Conchords

#10. It only needs a desire, not words; to start a conversation.

Pratik Akkawar

#11. I love him who scatters golden words in advance of his deeds, and always does more than he promises: for he seeks his own down-going.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#12. I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh ...

Flight Of The Conchords

#13. JEMAINE
Lisa?
BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.
JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.
BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

Flight Of The Conchords

#14. Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!

Flight Of The Conchords

#15. 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Flight Of The Conchords

#16. The diagnosis of homosexuality as a "disorder" is a contributing factor to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill ... Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that you are sick.

Ronald Goldman

#17. Having kids has been a turning point in my life because when I was still single, all I wanted was to impress beautiful girls.

Joe Taslim

#18. All I have are the people.

Bill Bradley

#19. The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead)
We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)
Binary solo!
0000001, 00000011
000000111, 00001111!

Flight Of The Conchords

#20. The future is always scary to those who cling to the past.

Tim O'Reilly