Conchords Ladies Quotes

#1. There is nothing good to be had in the country, or if there is, they will not let you have it.

William Hazlitt

#2. The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Robert Breault

#3. President-elect Bush spoke in a forceful and candid manner that it is his passion that all children should have access to a first class education.

George Miller

#4. All roads lead to Rome, and there were times when it might have struck us that almost every branch of study or subject of conversation skirted forbidden ground.

Henry James

#5. I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.

Vanessa Bayer

#6. You!' he shouted, and he thrust his hand into his pocket, but it was empty. 'Your wand's here, son,' said Ted, tapping it on Harry's arm. 'It fell right beside you, I picked it up. And that's my wife you're shouting at.

J.K. Rowling

#7. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.

Flight Of The Conchords