Conan Commencement Speech Quotes

#1. People have only two or three adjectives to describe people in the public eye. And that's okay. As long as those adjectives aren't train wreck, mess, terrible. - Author: Taylor Swift

#2. Learn to be a responder, not a reactor. - Author: Shannon L. Alder

#3. Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me. - Author: Joan Crawford

#4. The long head, even with a big brain would not get on so well in the world. Anyway, - Author: Barbara Hayes

#5. Adults have been brainwashed into thinking that they can't really learn about computers without being taught, so it's more difficult for them to feel comfortable with a computer. Deep down, I think they're afraid of learning about computers. - Author: Seymour Papert

#6. A true community is not just about being geographically close to someone or part of the same social web network. It's about feeling connected and responsible for what happens. Humanity is our ultimate community, and everyone plays a crucial role. - Author: Yehuda Berg

#7. At least 260 species of animal have been noted exhibiting homosexual behavior but only one species of animal ever, so far as we know, has exhibited homophobic behavior - and that's the human being. - Author: Stephen Fry

#8. When he throws one in from half court and raises his arms triumphantly, spectators' emotions rise in sympathetic gasps of joy; childhood revisited for a brief moment - Author: Brian Triptow

#9. Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. - Author: Helen Rowland

#10. President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. A very inspirational speech. Apparently Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough.' - Author: Conan O'Brien

#11. I'm starting to think that my level of intrigue outweighs my fear of controversy. - Author: Criss Jami

#12. People should not say that this or that is not worth learning, giving as their reason that it will not be put to use. They can no more know what information they will need in the future than they will know the weather two hundred years from today. - Author: Clara Barton

#13. The more we try to control nature, the more imbalanced our world becomes. - Author: Fennel Hudson

#14. The Great stories give us the hope and the courage to survive life. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. History as well as life itself is complicated
neither life nor history is an enterprise for those who seek simplicity and consistency. - Author: Jared Diamond