Computers Jokes Quotes

#1. GOOD OR ILL DEPENDS ON WILL.

Anonymous

#2. If I speak of Vienna it must be in the past tense, as a man speaks of a woman he has loved and who is dead.

Erich Von Stroheim

#3. We love it where we from, but we kick it where we at.

Ladybug Mecca

#4. Worry comes from the belief you are powerless.

Robert Anthony

#5. I enjoy the process of writing collaboration so there's some stuff that already that may happen and then some stuff that I'm initiating that I may write on my own.

Oren Moverman

#6. No yesterdays on the road.

William Least Heat-Moon

#7. We favor hypotheses for their simplicity and explanatory power, much as the architect of the world might have done in choosing which possibility to create.

Ian Hacking

#8. Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only needing five computers, but when you think about it, that's where we're heading.

Matt Mullenweg

#9. It was so much more comfortable to be able to divide people into heroes and villains and expect them to play their allotted part.

Mary Balogh

#10. If Christianity had asserted itself in Germany, six million Jews would have lived.

Malcolm X

#11. According to 'Star Trek' mythos, Starfleet Command - operational headquarters for a flotilla of craft that keep the cosmic peace - is located in San Francisco's Presidio, in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge (still carrying traffic, even in the 23rd century).

Seth Shostak

#12. People think computers are different from people because they don't have minds, even though, in the Turing test, computers can have conversations with people about the weather and wine and what Italy is like, and they can even tell jokes.

Mark Haddon