Top 16 Commuter Funny Quotes
#1. Instead of getting the leaders we deserve, we can an abundance of ShitRollsDownhill Shovelers, ShitCatchers, and NewShitCreators.
Bill Jensen
#2. Well ... not exactly together. He'd buy a sofa and I'd buy a couple of matching chairs. One has to plan on divorce at all times ... still, it was a landmark of sorts. I'd never gotten to the furniture-buying stage before.
Armistead Maupin
#3. Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil.
Maximilien Robespierre
#4. There is no visible sign that the current politicians in the US are willing to see the need for change.
David Korten
#5. Abash'd the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, ...
John Milton
#6. Given the opportunity to help us with our dreams, the Universe does not disappoint.
Maggie Denhearn
#7. Before I go to work, I like to pump myself up by crying over my master's degree.
Jenna Marbles
#8. This is the time it all starts, I'm telling you. Like, 16, I mean, forget it. You could just get beat up, you could go through these grueling schedules.
Debbie Gibson
#9. Do you know the phrase, 'The word 'water' will not wet you?' It's one thing to write down an idea and another thing entirely to execute it.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
#11. Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."
I give her a lopsided, bittersweet smile.
"I think I've kissed a prince, Mom. I hope he doesn't turn into a frog.
E.L. James
#12. When my husband turned 40, I was obsessed. 'Has he had his medical checkup?' He needed to go to the doctor; he needed to go to the dentist. Any little cough, I was really on him. Then he turned 40, and I thought, 'Maybe that's why I've been so obsessed with his health!'
Cate Blanchett
#13. We are here predominantly to support independent filmmakers and their needs. We are also here to assist people actually in their production, non-commercial people in their production.
Ann Macbeth
#14. Gratitude is heaven itself; there could be no heaven without gratitude.
William Blake
#15. It's funny how we hate to face realities. I knew a commuter once who rode in town every day on the 8.13. But he used to call it the 7.73. He said it made him feel more virtuous.
Christopher Morley
#16. 'Modern Family' has definitely opened up a lot of doors and I will always be grateful.
Sarah Hyland
