Comedye Quotes

#1. Go litel bok, go, litel myn tragedye,
Ther God thi makere yet, er that he dye,
So sende myght to make in som comedye!
But litel book, no makyng thow n'envie,
But subgit be to alle poesye;
And kis the steppes where as thow seest pace
Virgile, Ovide, Omer, Lucan, and Stace.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#2. There isn't any real you in you," she says, "Even your physical body, all your cells will be replaced within eight years.

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. At first we cannot see beyond the path that leads downward to dark and hateful things but no light or beauty will ever come from the man who cannot bear this sight. Light is always born of darkness, and the sun never yet stood still in heaven to satisfy man's longing or to still his fears.

C. G. Jung

#4. I don't know anything about the Appalachian mountains or cowboys and Indians or anything. I just made it up.

Paul McCartney

#5. When all desires of heart die, mortal man becomes Immortal.

Sivananda

#6. After the outbreak of war, in April 1940, we left Geneva with our three children aged 4 years, 2 years and 2 weeks only to become part of the disordered refugee crowds fleeing across France from the German army.

James Meade

#7. Yes you have returned
And things are as they were
But this you cannot hide,
A part of you has died.

Joyce Rachelle

#8. God gives strength to the weak.
God grace is the power for godly living.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. Soccer is my first love. I've been playing since I was 4 years old. I traveled the world doing it. I broke my leg when I was 16 or 17, and acting kind of filled the void.

Kyle Schmid

#10. One should plan for spiritual enlightenment. At least bring a flashlight.

Lia Hills

#11. And what hypocrisy it is on the part of our Government to have the Bible in our courts of law for the culprit to take his oath upon and then be tried for the very crimes which the Bible itself sanctions.

Joseph Lewis

#12. I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that.

David Sedaris

#13. Our days are exactly the same. Shoot at the enemy. Hit some civilians. Apologize. Reload your rifle. Shoot again.

David Christopher Perez

#14. I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me.

Lucy Liu