Comedy Timothy Cavendish Quotes

#1. Was it really that simple? Choosing a life? ...
Maybe you don't fall in love. Maybe you jump.
Maybe, just maybe, it's all a choice.
(Josh Matteson)

Sarah Addison Allen

#2. I found out that I was illegal when I was 16. I'm gay. I'm Filipino.

Jose Antonio Vargas

#3. I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer.

Robert Cormier

#4. There is no knowing what is in a man's heart.

Charles Portis

#5. The stench of impurity before God and the angels is so great, that no stench in the world can equal it.

Philip Neri

#6. I think the water cooler is more important than ever. "Oh, did you hear that 'Inside Amy Schumer' is fabulous?" Where do you find it? It's on Netflix, it's on iTunes, it's on places nobody ever heard of five years ago.

Henry Blodget

#7. Only those with great ambitions know what great fears drive them forward.

Peter Ackroyd

#8. There ain't no time for foolishness now. You in it now. You got to stay in it.

James McBride

#9. The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.

David Mitchell

#10. I donate money to the existing foundation that funds the US Ski Team kids.

Picabo Street

#11. The bad news is, we're all incomplete people. The good news is, Jesus loves incomplete people. And He wants us to know we can have complete joy by being secure enough in His love to reach out and love other incomplete people.

Lysa TerKeurst

#12. Spiritedness, then, may be allied with a spirit of inquiry , through a desire to be master of one's own stuff. It is the prideful basis of self-reliance.

Matthew B. Crawford

#13. A good deed done to an animal is as meritorious as a good deed done to a human being, while an act of cruelty to an animal is a bad as an act of cruelty to a human being.

Muhammad

#14. Start thinking of your guilt as being selfish, because guilt blocks opportunities from arriving for those you care about and for you.

Bryant McGill

#15. There's a basic human weakness inherent in all people which tempts them to bitterly want what they can't have and ungratefully not want what is readily available to them.

Robert Ringer