Comedy Skit Quotes

#1. By August 2008, we had left Voikovskaya and moved into a wooden dacha in the artists' colony of Sokol in north-west Moscow. The house was a haven amid the madness of the city: lily of the valley grew near our front gate, Virginia creeper decked the green picket fence.

Luke Harding

#2. The events of October 1962 are widely hailed as Kennedy's finest hour.

Noam Chomsky

#3. Think positive and you will become what you think.

Timothy Pina

#4. I owe everything to the army.

Norman Wisdom

#5. Change is the one unavoidable, irresistible, ongoing reality of the universe. To us, that makes it the most powerful reality, and just another word for God. Earthseed: The Books of the Living Lauren Oya Olamina

Octavia Butler

#6. If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

Keegan-Michael Key

#7. Why is it that the uneducated minds always criticize the brilliant minds?

Kelly Nelson

#8. Pursuit and possession are accompanied by states of consciousness so wide apart that they can never be united.

Jack London

#9. He chuckled. "I plan to have you well rested, but not before we have some quality time together.

Amanda Carlson

#10. I did skit comedy online for many years, beginning around 2001. Around 2006 I started watching a lot of food television and got re-interested in food. I come from a very food-obsessed family. But I also wanted to do my own thing, which was the comedy.

Nadia Giosia

#11. Knowing that somewhere in the world there is someone who cares what you wore, an insignificant detail of your life that would seem unimportant to anyone else, makes you feel more connected to that person and less alone in the world.

Deborah Tannen

#12. In my everyday life, I just wear jeans, t-shirts and trainers - if I can go barefoot, that's even better. But for the events I have a stylist, and in two hours we have selected a whole outfit.

Penelope Cruz