Comedy Crime Satire Quotes

#1. You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well, I took masses of opiates religiously.

Carrie Fisher

#2. Scientific advancement carries risk. It always has. Space programs, genetic research, medicine - they all make mistakes. Science needs to survive its own blunders, at any cost. For everyone's sake.

Dan Brown

#3. There is nothing fatherly about time and what it does to us, either.

Dean Koontz

#4. The unique thing about my life is the extent to which it took me on a path-business-I had no desire to walk.

Norio Ohga

#5. It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another.

Mary Shelley

#6. With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags

Saira Viola

#7. I have no courage to write much unless I am written to. I soon begin to think that there are plenty of other correspondents more interesting - so if you all want to hear from me you know the conditions.

George Eliot

#8. In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.

Alistair McHarg

#9. Her biggest fear was that Flynn would walk away before she could even start to worry about him not coming home.

Brynn Kelly

#10. It is intolerable that in our country citizens should feel so upset and under assault because of their religious choice that they would conclude that they have to hide.

Francois Hollande

#11. A good lawyer serves you from the cradle to the grave

Saira Viola

#12. Was a combo of Sal Dali and Ronald McDonald. A fringe celeb wheeled out for Tv appearances.

Saira Viola

#13. Let this be to you the mark of true gospel preaching - where Christ is everything, and the creature is nothing; where it is salvation all of grace, through the work of the Holy Spirit applying to the soul the precious blood of Jesus.

Charles Spurgeon

#14. As a business owner don't think your limitations, think business; it's all about business.

Vernita Naylor

#15. To change masters is not to be free.

Jose Marti