Top 5 Comedy Central Roast Charlie Sheen Quotes

#1. A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

Abraham Lincoln

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#2. As a young girl, I was much more preoccupied by my flaws. Everyone teased me because of my long, skinny neck. To hide my so-called deformity, I was wearing a turtleneck when I was 3! Yet my neck is probably my best asset. At the end of the day, what counts is the entire package.

Iman Abdulmajid

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#3. I'm not 18 anymore, so I'm not into starting unnecessary beefs. It's tacky.

Sasha Grey

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#4. I don't know whether crime is dictating business or business is dictating crime.

Andrew Dominik

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#5. I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

George W. Bush

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