Comedian Emo Philips Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Comedian Emo Philips Quotes

#1. Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me. - Author: Emo Philips
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#2. Thinking up jokes is easy. The hard part is trying them out on stage, because you never know if they're funny until you get there. Not one comedian in the world ever really knows. - Author: Emo Philips
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#3. But I do know one thing: I am damn well going to find out. - Author: Usborne Publishing Ltd
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#4. Success, the real success, does not depend upon the position you hold but upon how you carry yourself in that position. - Author: Theodore Roosevelt
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#5. Whatever came from being
is caught up in being, drunkenly
forgetting the way back - Author: Jalaluddin Rumi
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#6. We were in the heart of the ghetto in Chicago during the Depression, and every block - it was probably the biggest black ghetto in America - every block also is the spawning ground practically for every gangster, black and white, in America too. - Author: Quincy Jones
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#7. According to the Institute for International Economics, trade barriers cost American consumers $80 billion a year or more than $1,200 per family. - Author: Walter E. Williams
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#8. I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy clubs were starting. The young comedians of today gasp when I tell them how many shows I did that first year: 500. Five nights a week. - Author: Emo Philips
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#9. Religion is a dangerous prod, because it can always be misused and get out of hand, but it's useful for keeping people on the straight and narrow. - Author: Octavia Butler
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#10. When topics are complex and meaty, don't create a never-ending email thread. It's amazing how much time people waste composing and reading carefully-worded essays, when a 5 minute in-person chat would resolve the whole thing. - Author: Justin Rosenstein
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#11. Once you become something, only then, are you worthy of it. - Author: Bryant McGill
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#12. We need to stop thinking about infrastructure as an economic stimulant and start thinking about it as a strategy. Economic stimulants produce Bridges to Nowhere. Strategic investment in infrastructure produces a foundation for long-term growth. - Author: Roger McNamee
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#13. Money is plentiful for those who understand the simple laws which govern its acquisition. - Author: George S. Clason
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#14. Nothing in life was as precious as this woman. It never would be. I'd found my happiness. - Author: Abbi Glines
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#15. Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can't continue with the "urbane sophisticate" 'til the day I die. - Author: Emo Philips
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