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Top 11 Color Guard Funny Quotes

#1. I was born during the war, on October 20, 1942, as the second of five children. My father, Rolf Volhard, was an architect.

Christiane Nusslein-Volhard

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#2. Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

Mason Cooley

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#3. I won't eat anything green.

Kurt Cobain

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#4. You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

Robin Williams

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#5. I'm so storming pure I practically belch rainbows.

Brandon Sanderson

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#6. Jake buried his face in my neck and kissed a burning trail up it and along my jaw. "Should I ride the elevator of our building up and down all night, hoping you'll show?" he asked, his voice husky. "Or should we just plan to meet?

Cindi Madsen

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#7. Who shall say what prospect life offers to another? Could
a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's
eyes for an instant?

Henry David Thoreau

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#8. My dad used to play drums in a country band, and my mom is an incredible singer.

Jonny Lang

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#9. Base men being in love have then a nobility in their natures more than is native to them.

William Shakespeare

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#10. He's dead Duncan, killed himself when I was 13. In all those years he forgot something vital. He taught me when he was learning for himself. I know how to inflict pain; the scary thing is it doesn't bother me, a trait I'm sure I inherited from him. Lorelei Preston-The Wild Hunt

Ashley Jeffery

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#11. Our ancestors worshipped the Sun, and they were not that foolish. It makes sense to revere the Sun and the stars, for we are their children.

Carl Sagan

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