List of top 11 famous quotes and sayings about color guard funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.
Top 11 Color Guard Funny Quotes
#1. I was born during the war, on October 20, 1942, as the second of five children. My father, Rolf Volhard, was an architect.
#2. Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
#3. I won't eat anything green.
#4. You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.
#5. I'm so storming pure I practically belch rainbows.
#6. Jake buried his face in my neck and kissed a burning trail up it and along my jaw. "Should I ride the elevator of our building up and down all night, hoping you'll show?" he asked, his voice husky. "Or should we just plan to meet?
#7. Who shall say what prospect life offers to another? Could
a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's
eyes for an instant?
#8. My dad used to play drums in a country band, and my mom is an incredible singer.
#9. Base men being in love have then a nobility in their natures more than is native to them.
#10. He's dead Duncan, killed himself when I was 13. In all those years he forgot something vital. He taught me when he was learning for himself. I know how to inflict pain; the scary thing is it doesn't bother me, a trait I'm sure I inherited from him. Lorelei Preston-The Wild Hunt
#11. Our ancestors worshipped the Sun, and they were not that foolish. It makes sense to revere the Sun and the stars, for we are their children.
