Clownin Quotes

#1. Carnsarn ye for a pair of busted-down, walleyed, spavined ignorantipedes! Gettin' so a man can't even git ten winks on his own chuck wagon without you buzzard baits clownin' up!

L. Ron Hubbard

#2. I close my eyes and ride the mindless bliss. It's all I can do. Be. Feel. Live.
I'm Pri-ya again.
I always will be with this man.

Karen Marie Moning

#3. I'd rather sleep on the bus than in the hotel because I sleep way better on tour buses.

Shawn Mendes

#4. Religious traditions can be reinterpreted in a manner that assists healing, corrects distortions, and expands vision.

Larry Graham

#5. I'm just a musician and a record producer.

Quincy Jones

#6. At the end of the day, the markets are my passion.

Rick Santelli

#7. We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction.

Henry Allen Ironside

#8. I want to see the numbers that prove that show-business marriages are any less successful than other marriages. It's just very public when they fail.

Kevin Bacon

#9. If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

#10. "Sir, what's your emergency?
Oh, nothing, just about passed out watching my online Army boyfriend beat off.
Sir, please don't use this line for non-emergencies.
Have you seen my Army boyfriend? You'd have a heart attack too.
Sir, I'm hanging up now."

Megan Erickson

#11. What does syadvad (speech that does not hurt the ego of any living being) speech say? Speak in such a way that 5 people benefit from it and that it does not interfere [conflict] with anyone.

Dada Bhagwan

#12. There are times when a corps commander's life does not count.

Winfield Scott

#13. It's difficult to focus on my studies when my best friend is struggling to get through the hour."
He hesitated. "So I'm your best friend now?"
My cheeks heated, and I shrugged. "It was between you and Sarit, and you have the piano. She just has honey.

Jodi Meadows

#14. Something tells me that immortality is monstrous.

Floriano Martins

#15. I've never really not played the piano. I've played it since I was six or seven and it's something I've always done - I don't think I could ever really play anything else, I would be a bit out of it without a piano.

Tom Odell

#16. A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

Samuel Grafton