Clouseau Quotes

#1. I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau ... or has he been compared to me?

I.B. Nosey

#2. When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before.

Ozzy Osbourne

#3. Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers

#4. You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

Peter Sellers

#5. Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

Peter Sellers

#6. There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them".
-- Inspector Clouseau

James Lyon

#7. The bearings of this observation lays in the application of it.

Charles Dickens

#8. I wonder, now, about interrogation chambers: why do they think bright light brings the truth out of people? They should try the seduction of shadows, where you cannot watch your words hit their target.

Anna Funder

#9. A boy got a splinter in his eye, and his heart turned cold. Only two people noticed. One was a witch, and she took him for her own. The other was his best friend. And she went after him in ill-considered shoes, brave and completely unprepared.

Anne Ursu

#10. I personall do not believe in 'style'. Because of 'styles', people are separated. They are not united together because styles became law.

Bruce Lee

#11. I love emotion. I love being in love. And showing that on screen. I think it's wonderful.

Dennis Haysbert

#12. Kyle must have seen my panic, because when I looked up at him again, his jacket and shirt were off and he was handing me his shirt. The sight of him with no shirt on hit me. Holy hell, what was he doing?

Christie Cote

#13. Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.

Nick Hornby

#14. The practice of understanding, forgiveness, and love is the best practice for a peaceful world.

Debasish Mridha

#15. There's this truth about mirrors. It's inescapable. But they can lie, too. They can distort the truth, even hide the truth. They create illusion.

Jodi Meadows

#16. The question is whether or not you choose to disturb the world around you, or if you choose to let it go on as if you had never arrived.

Ann Patchett

#17. Freedom of belief is pernicious, it is nothing but the freedom to be wrong.

Robert Bellarmine

#18. One sticks his fingers in my eyes. I don't know what he has on his fingertips, but whatever it is burns like hell. I think I am gonna be blind forever. He says he will keep doing it until i am completely blind.

Assata Shakur

#19. What is most decisive is God's Joy Project is not that we fully grasp it, but that our sovereign God fully grasps us.

Tony Reinke

#20. Once I had feared that telling the truth would be like falling, that love would be like hitting the ground, but here I was, my feet firmly planted, standing on my own.

Rachel Hartman