Cloris Leachman Quotes

#1. Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Cloris Leachman

#2. For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

Cloris Leachman

#3. Why did I choose to fight him? He was going to die whether I fought him or not, and he was dangerous, half my age and a warrior. But it is reputation, always reputation. Pride, I suppose, is the most treacherous of virtues.

Bernard Cornwell

#4. Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

Cloris Leachman

#5. Man is the best mirror, and the purer the man, the more clearly he can reflect God.

Swami Vivekananda

#6. Any artwork is part of something larger, grander and, you know, the situation that it's in is very important.

Robert Barry

#7. I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Cloris Leachman

#8. Art like life is an open secret.

Lawrence Durrell

#9. I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

Cloris Leachman

#10. I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way.

Cloris Leachman

#11. One of life's little mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds. M

Jill Shalvis

#12. I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

Cloris Leachman

#13. Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

Cloris Leachman

#14. It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

Rick Riordan

#15. I make fun wherever I go ... If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It's part of the journey.

Cloris Leachman

#16. Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Cloris Leachman

#17. Many vivisectors still claim that what they do helps save human lives. They are Iying. The truth is that animal experiments kill people, and animal researchers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of men, women and children every year.

Vernon Coleman

#18. I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Cloris Leachman

#19. When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Cloris Leachman

#20. Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Cloris Leachman

#21. You don't work with Cloris Leachman, you experience her.

Ed Asner

#22. Deepest principle of human nature is to be appreciated.

William James