Clickhole Quotes

#1. Facebook this week announced that it's experimenting with a tag that will mark sites such as the Onion, Clickhole and Empire News as satire and, hopefully, alert the millions of gullible people who share information from these sites as truth each week.

Anonymous

#2. If you are good for nothing else, you can still serve as a bad example.

Peter L. Berger

#3. While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk.

Wendell Johnson

#4. Catholicism is a really mean religion, and it's incredibly hypocritical. But it plays a role in my life 'cause you can't really get a lot of things out of your head, such as what Jesus Christ looks like and that divorce is a horrible thing.

Madonna Ciccone

#5. Sometimes life-changing moments slip by unnoticed, their significance only becoming apparent in the light of subsequent events.

Alex George

#6. It is better to die honorably and render yourself immortal than live to old age and fade to dust.

Livia Blackburne

#7. Love is Letting go of fear
Love itself Remains constant
only the particular body from whom we sometimes expect it may change

Gerald G. Jampolsky

#8. I'm afraid because, whenever he's around, I'm not scared anymore. I feel ... safe. Like being near him is the most natural thing in the world.

S.L. Jennings

#9. Real friendship, like real poetry, is extremely rare - and precious as a pearl.

Tahar Ben Jelloun

#10. Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they create characters and then just sort of follow them around through the narrative. I think that these writers are out of their minds.

Chelsea Cain

#11. We in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true.

Lucretius

#12. Irritability is immaturity of character. If you are subject to being cross and unpleasant with others for no apparent reason, you need to come face-to-face with the fact that you are thinking too much of yourself. After all, your feelings are not the most important thing in this world.

Lawrence G. Lovasik