Clerical Error Quotes

#1. I always thought that no matter what kind of work people did, they should involve themselves totally with all the discrimination they ran into.

Charles Mingus

#2. Now, you must be discrete ...

Robby Charters

#3. O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion.

William Congreve

#4. I died," I said. "I died and someone made a clerical error and this is heaven.

Jim Butcher

#5. Everybody just wants to be famous first, and then maybe learn how to act.

Dennis Quaid

#6. I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Jim Butcher

#7. With one of the best batsmen of all time and a very good friend, Brian Lara.

Sachin Tendulkar

#8. Culture means the perfect and equal development of man on all sides.

John Burroughs

#9. I got a lot out of 'Brothers & Sisters' and learnt some incredible things and I think it certainly had come to a natural ending, so it was definitely time to move on.

Matthew Rhys

#10. God, it was hard to think when the force of his personality was smashing against her senses.

Nalini Singh

#11. If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.

Bette Midler

#12. All of it just confirmed his belief that his real life, the life he should be living, had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy. This couldn't be it. It had been diverted elsewhere, to somebody else, and he'd been issued this shitty substitute faux life instead

Lev Grossman

#13. It is not easy to find something that will intrigue and bind your interest and enthusiasm. This you must seek for yourself.

Walter Annenberg

#14. A cascade of thousands of pomegranate pits fructify her from above and female hands maculate the goddess's body in the musical mists of mind-blowing nightly sex. But they won't fuck her, they will kill her.

Laura Gentile

#15. So, you can make me come, that doesn't make you Jesus.

Tori Amos

#16. When I meet a man, I am not concerned about his opinions. I am concerned about the man.

Martin Buber

#17. If it was a great script and a great character, I would love to do a romantic comedy.

Andy Serkis

#18. The life I should be living had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy.

Lev Grossman

#19. May the spirit of death make a clerical error and forget you exist.

John Jackson Miller