Clean Shave Funny Quotes

#1. Ten years a wold, and you land here and think to prince about the islands, but you know nothing and no one. Why should men fight and die for you?' 'I am their lawful prince,' Theon said stiffly. 'By the laws of the green lands, you might be. But we make our own laws here, or have you forgotten?

George R R Martin

#2. Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it's the tobacco company's fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let's blame the gun industry!

Brad Stine

#3. If you write it down, you can make it happen.

Staness Jonekos

#4. Playing guitar is like telling the truth.

B.B. King

#5. The existence or non-existence of an undefined 'god' are quite pointless.
[From 'Why I am a Secular Humanist']

Herman Bondi

#6. Everything is necessary, everything needs only my agreement, my assent, my loving understanding; then all is well with me and nothing can harm me.

Hermann Hesse

#7. One of Boomer's strong points is that he has a great background in just about everything.

Herbert Jefferson Jr.

#8. I think and think and think, I've thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.

Jonathan Safran Foer