Claybook Quotes

#1. (Stoop) if you are abcedminded, to this claybook, what curios of sings (please stoop), in this allaphbed! Can you rede (since We and Thou had it out already) its world?

James Joyce

#2. pedigree whose odor even the forest of air-freshener trees he'd hung from the mirror couldn't mask.

Ransom Riggs

#3. Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

Woody Hayes

#4. Marketing is the obverse of programming.

John McAfee

#5. A dance is the devil's procession, and he that entereth into a dance, entereth into his possession.

Saint Francis De Sales

#6. While love lasts it should be relished, gobbled up like ice cream, explored as the conquistadors explored the unknown continent. But when love evaporates, when love hurts, we must learn to let go of the idea that love is forever.

Chloe Thurlow

#7. I am and will remain the president of all Cameroonians without exception, and the great winner in these elections is democracy

Paul Biya

#8. There's nothing more important on our spiritual path than developing gentleness to oneself.

Pema Chodron

#9. Much of modern molecular biology and microbiology has been based on the effort to decipher the basic code of life, which is made up of four nucleotides: adenine, thymine, cytosine, and guanine.

Michael Specter

#10. We are expected to believe that anyone who objects to the Department of Homeland Security or the USA Patriot Act is a terrorist, and that the only way to preserve our freedom is to hand it over to the government for safekeeping.

L. Neil Smith

#11. People who are labeled as disrespectful do not get the same opportunities afforded to those who are labeled as respectful.

Andy Andrews

#12. While some of us may know than others about certain things, it is the thinnest slice of all that is, or could be known. In that sense, we are all profoundly ignorant.

Charles Osgood

#13. Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to Heaven. There are others: innocence, but that is for little children; penance, but we are afraid of it; generous endurance of trials of life, but when they come we weep and ask to be. The surest, easiest, shortest way is the Eucharist.

Pope Pius X