Claybaugh Hortonville Quotes

#1. Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

Tommy Lasorda

#2. I eat only simple Indian home food - sabzi, roti, dal, chawal, ghee. There are so many benefits of having ghee. My grandmother is 84 and she is still fit and looks beautiful.

Kareena Kapoor Khan

#3. Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

Scott Adams

#4. The longer I wait the more reasons I can think of why it means something other than what I thought it meant when I first read it.

Chris Crutcher

#5. I allowed myself a little bit of relief. That was a lot less bad than I though it would be.
"Of course, we'll also have to have a parent-teacher conference. Do you have a parent available to call right now?"
Never mind. That was enough to ruin my whole year.

August Westman

#6. Never in his life had occasion to ask himself, "Why are things the way they are?" Why should he bother, when the way they were was always perfect? Why are things the way they are? The question to which there is no answer, and up till then he was so blessed he didn't even know the question existed.

Philip Roth

#7. Negative self assertions are like weeds in the garden of your life. Cleanse your garden of any such weeds.

Sanchita Pandey

#8. I wait with sullen resignation, said Tuf, unmoving.

George R R Martin

#9. Division of labor is a justification for sloth.

Leo Tolstoy

#10. Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won't? - Damon

L.J.Smith