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#1. Logos are the bleating of the insecure, desperate for acceptance by the chronically shallow.

Hadley Freeman

#2. You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

Dolly Parton

#3. Poaching white fish in moderately hot oil guarantees soft-textured flesh and allows you to prepare a sauce calmly, without the usual panic about overcooking the fish.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#4. It was then that I understood that my body is only a reflection of my internal state.

Anita Moorjani

#5. The profound and primal cause of obesity will one day be recognized to be the use of cereal and starch foods.

Emmet Densmore

#6. In all the events of life, we ought still to preserve our scepticism. If we believe that fire warms, or water refreshes, it is only because it costs us too much pains to think otherwise.

David Hume

#7. He hath disgrac'd me and hind'red me half a million; laugh'd at my losses, mock'd at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated my enemies. And what's his reason? I am a Jew.

William Shakespeare

#8. Your relatives, and mine too, are all dead.

James Willard Schultz

#9. I am catholic. And I don't like to see catholicism being brought into disrepute by those in charge who don't seem to believe in God at all ... they act like they don't think God is watching.

Sinead O'Connor