Church Bulletin Sayings

#1. You can choose what you believe, Shuffler, but you can't change what's true.

S.D. Smith

#2. To seek death is death's only cure.

Farid Al-Din Attar

#3. If you limit worship to where you are, the minute you leave that place of worship you will leave your attitude of worship behind like a crumpled-up church bulletin.

Tony Evans

#4. I can hit baritone notes, and I can sing in the soprano range if I wanted to. I did this thing a long time ago where I did a duet with myself. I sound like two different people.

Shamir

#5. We need to do what we can do and let God do what we cannot.

Joyce Meyer

#6. Religion is for those individuals trying to avoid going to hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have been there.

United Methodish Church Bulletin

#7. Science fiction has these obsessions with certain sciences - large scale engineering, neuroscience.

Paolo Bacigalupi

#8. No one can give you that which you can find within yourself.

Belsebuub

#9. Speaking of music, we will arrive with our own. We plan on delivering our baby to the soundtrack of Pink Floyd's The Wall while simultaneously watching The Wizard of Oz. If this kid works with us, we guarantee your minds will be blown!

Amy Poehler