Christofferson Commercial Builders Quotes

#1. P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. "Ready to be astounded?"
I eyed him. "You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?"
"Not after you disparaged their beauty.

Katie MacAlister

#3. Swindlers are notoriously gullible.

Mason Cooley

#4. There are few jobs in the world that are more fun than being the head of Urban Development for a great and thriving city.

Juan Enriquez

#5. Words are important for the mind, but the notes are for the soul.

Gil Scott-Heron

#6. It was all conveyed by the nicest, almost indetectably refined blend of sympathy and bitchiness ...

John Wyndham

#7. A friend is one with whom you are comfortable, to whom you are loyal, through whom you are blessed, and for whom you are grateful.

William Arthur Ward

#8. If you spend the first 30 years of your life only trying to look good, you're not going to know yourself very well. If you got it, flaunt it.

Ariel Pink

#9. Much of the discussion in this book is about biases of intuition. However, the focus on error does not denigrate human intelligence, any more than the attention to diseases in medical texts denies good health.

Daniel Kahneman

#10. Life begins at fifty, that's true, inasmuch as it ends at forty.

Michel Houellebecq

#11. You're never confident. You go in fear and trembling every day. It would be awfully nice to think that you know how to write a novel. But what you know is the novel you just wrote. You don't have the slightest notion how to write the one you're going to do next.

Wallace Stegner

#12. He doesn't know where he is. He thinks this is his normal life. I don't have time to ruminate about how depressing it is that my brother can't tell the different between normalcy and eternal damnation.

Cynthia Hand

#13. The best things arrive on time.

Dorothy Gilman

#14. If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.

Richie Norton

#15. You think you can run through every option, good or bad, and determine which path to take. Sometimes, no matter how much you consider something, you still can't see the bad coming. Sometimes the only way through the fire is directly through the center - we can't skirt it, and that's not our fault.

H.M. Ward