Christmas Jingle Quotes

#1. Three words for those who want to put the Christ back in Christmas: Jingle Bell Rock.

Christopher Hitchens

#2. In the end it wasn't death or terror that shattered them. It was someone else's love. How poetic.

Kelsey Sutton

#3. In a fit of Christmas spirit, Kaden had equipped her with a red and green holiday collar, complete with several jingle bells.

Their own little pornographic elf.

Tymber Dalton

#4. If Madison had a gun, she'd shoot out the sound system pumping "Jingle Bells" through her office speakers. Instead, she bit off Rudolph's chocolate head and pointed a finger at the brightly colored, foil-wrapped Santa on her desk. "You're next, big guy.

Debbie Mason

#5. My children are 10 and three, and the longing and the need for them is incredibly powerful.

Treat Williams

#6. The tree screamed Jingle Bells and the snow whispered Silent Night, but for the first time in her life she felt strangely Grinch-like.

Nicki Edwards

#7. The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho.

Kiersten White

#8. Wind has no feet,
but travels great distances,
and has no hands,
but carries great objects.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#9. Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Scott Adams

#10. What good things might happen if you truly got to know the people in your neighborhood and they got to know you?

Jay Pathak

#11. I work in a hospital as a patient transporter to make ends meet for my three kids.

Tom Guiry

#12. Reminded of favorite poem by Wendy Cope which goes:
At Christmas little children sing and merry bells jingle.
The cold winter air makes our hands and faces tingle.
And happy families go to church and cheerily they mingle,
And the whole business is unbelievably dreadful if you're single.

Helen Fielding

#13. Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh.

James Pierpont

#14. Life is short. Jingle your bells.

Eleanor Brownn

#15. I was extremely moved by the plight of Tsunami victims and I was inspired to try to make a difference.

Alanis Morissette

#16. The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized.

Michael Beschloss

#17. I've never been good at giving advice. The only advice I ever gave people was to find something that you are passionate about. But I hate giving advice, because, who am I? I'm just a girl.

Gwen Stefani

#18. Songs that aren't even remotely connected to Christmas are now officially canonized Christmas tunes. 'Frosty the Snowman,' 'Jingle Bells' and 'Winter Wonderland' never mention anything religious but are still notches in Christmas' belt of musical dominance.

Matisyahu

#19. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.

Bobby Helms

#20. I detest 'Jingle Bells,' 'White Christmas,' 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,' and the obscene spending bonanza that nowadays seems to occupy not just December, but November and much of October, too.

Richard Dawkins