Christmas Dogs Sayings

#1. I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

Thomm Quackenbush

#2. It's the season. We share what we've got.

Leland Dirks

#3. Sometimes words I think are small come out big.

Corey Ann Haydu

#4. Getting lost is not fatal. Almost every time, it will make your world.

Julien Smith

#5. All actors should experience public failure.

Olivia Wilde

#6. Having the rug pulled from under one, and flying magic carpets -- cousin events?

Leslie Miklosy

#7. I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.

Diane Abbott

#8. Half the dogs in America will receive Christmas presents this year, yet few of us ever pause to consider the life of the pig-an animal easily as intelligent as a dog-that becomes the Christmas ham.

Michael Pollan

#9. Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a movie. To match the new living-room furniture. Because they moved to the suburbs and see a dog as part of the package.

Jon Katz

#10. My nights are flatulent and unquiet.

Samuel Johnson

#11. In my youth I thought I was going to be a professional rugby player.

Georgie Fame

#12. All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

Noel Fielding

#13. A bruised heart that chooses to beat with a passion for God amid pulsing pain and confusion may just be the most expensive offering placed on the divine altar.

Beth Moore

#14. Your first kiss is never just a kiss but a beautiful place you get to visit only once.

Colin Tegerdine

#15. At certain times and in certain schools it is orthodox to be a rebel; and in general it is a very poor class that does not contain at least three pupils who can be counted on to oppose the teachers authority and loudly and persistently to question everything he says.

Gilbert Highet