Christmas Brainy Quotes

#1. Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.

Douglas Horton

#2. Songs are usually unfit for whistling - indeed, whistling (except to the person doing it) is unbearable ...

Anne Bosworth Greene

#3. All we have to do is to go onward and upward, and keep the commandments of our Father and God; and he will confound our enemies.

Brigham Young

#4. You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, AND HE ARRIVES WITH A SANDWICH! ... And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

Dylan Moran

#5. Imagination is an abuse of power.

Johannes Grenzfurthner

#6. To open door to hatred is to open one's spirit to misery

Sunday Adelaja

#7. Only after Eden agreed to leave Egypt unconditionally did Eisenhower arrange a billion-dollar rescue package from the IMF and the Export-Import Bank.

Niall Ferguson

#8. President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing most on is his own. The White House is now backtracking from its prediction that 2.6 million new jobs will be created in the U.S. this year. They say they were off by roughly 2.6 million jobs.

Jay Leno

#9. the only way to eliminate hypocrisy from human existence is to abandon all principles whatsoever;

Theodore Dalrymple

#10. I will make him sin; I will make him my sinner. I will let him lead me to the devil, and then, I will kill him.

L.P. Lovell