Top 87 Christine Zolendz Quotes
#1. It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
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#3. Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long
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#4. I don't know how it is to fuck him Shane, I did not fuck Ethan. I have never slept with anyone, actually. I was saving myself for that ex-boyfriend ... he was in ... um ... jail, but when he got out, he didn't want me anymore and left.
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#5. I wake up with you as the last thought in my dreams. I dream about your lips, the smell of your skin and hair, and the freaking fire that burms inside of me to be inside you. I want to bury myself inside you and never climb out, my sweet death. Grace, I'm fucking in love with you. - Shane
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#6. Not all the sugar frosting and colored sprinkles, chocolate pieces and coconut crumbles, can disguise a piece of garbage. It's still a load of garbage, babe.
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#7. I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.
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#8. All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle
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#9. Grace, you have never and will never quietly exist. You shine on earth as if the sun was born here. You have been a beacon for all of humanities sufferings and exhilarations.
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#10. In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.
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#11. Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them.
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#12. Giggling, I drifted into a rendition of You're so Vain by Carly Simon to Lost Cause from Beck, stopping after (I Hate) Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
Nice, Grace. What was that a montage of how I feel about Shane songs?
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#14. Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?
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#15. This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together.
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#16. That, that right there. That's it, that feeling, that moment of breathlessness, that little surge in your chest, the prickle of heat along your skin and the low hot roll of your belly, that's what being alive is all about.
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#17. It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie.
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#18. It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.
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#19. I wish there was a device implanted in out brains to record memories, so we could play them back and watch them whenever we wanted, like old home movies.
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#20. Grace Taylor, I am going to kiss you right now and you are not going to run away from me, because you have no excuse now. Then you are going to go back upstairs to be and all you are going to think about are my fucking lips on yours and nothing else.
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#21. If I'm not good enough because I'm a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve anything I have to offer. Let that shit hurt for a hot minute, simmer in it then leave me the fuck alone.
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#22. Here's my lesson to you: Don't wish for a knight in shining armor. You'll just end up spending most of your time doing lots of polishing. And that armor tarnishes faster than any other substance on earth; instead, spend that time on yourself.
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#23. Bitch," Bliss hissed crossing her arms in front of her chest.
Lea laughed louder, "Oh, one syllable word war. You don't even need a brain to play that game! Okay, my turn! Cunt!
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#24. You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me.
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#25. Grace," he whispered as he slid his fingers over my swollen lips. "I want to be inside you so damn bad right now. But when I do that, I want to hear you scream my fucking name as you claw your nails down my back.
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#26. I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.
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#27. His lips touched mine again, breathing me in like I was his air, then he tore his mouth from mine; panting. Please Grace, whatever it is you're going after, please try to find it here in me. I will try my best to be the man that you need me to be.
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#28. I desperately needed to find a hotel. The Jag's seat started to sodomize me in the most peculiar ways while the country music was making the grey matter of my brain leak right out of my ears into a pool of whiskey and wine. Oh Jesus, even my brain can't stop the cheesy country metaphors.
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#29. Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.
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#30. Charlie. If someone ever breaks your wings, you just got to find some other way to fly. Show them what you're worth, Charlie. Nobody should set your value but you.
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#32. There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you.
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#33. Shane smirked and straddled the bike
showing his back to me, end of discussion.
I was speechless anyway. I couldn't even
think right. Well ... mentally he was about eight
inches deep in me and I was screaming his name
raking my nails down his back.
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#35. Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?
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#36. There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together.
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#37. You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.
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#38. Mine," Shane said. "Move away."
HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton.
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#39. Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.
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#40. Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.
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#41. Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.
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#42. Jameson: I just nailed you
Lexa: Strange. I didn't feel a thing.
Jameson: I just EMAILED you. I swear to GOD I typed emailed and my phone changed it
Lexa: Sure you did
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#44. I've been broken and she's my missing pieces, all of them. My heart wants what it wants. She is the other half of my soul. I will never feel whole until she's mine.
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#45. This is your life, Lea. Mine was over centuries ago, but you have the future, things to hope for and look forward to. I'm just here for one thing. I don't want anything to happen to you or Conner, even Shane or Tucker, because you're all trying to save me.
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#46. I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly
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#47. I earned my strength when a sick psychotic man took the perfect world I built for myself, shook it like a snow globe, and smashed it up against a wall. I have earned every breath I've ever took, while being choked at the hands of a madman.
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#48. Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous.
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#49. Lea, I want to lick him up like a freaking cherry ice pop, let him melt in my mouth, get all sticky and lick my fingers clean. But so does every other girl he meets. And I'm like the last girl in line, a line that freaking wraps around the corner.
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#50. Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here
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#51. I want my best friend back. I want the best thing that ever happened to me back. And I promise you I will make you fall in love with me all over again. This time, it'll be the forever kind.
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#52. I may have loved to read my romance and smut novels, but I was not blinded by the 'fiction' part of it all. I knew the difference between what was real and what came from a hopeless romantic's imagination.
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#53. Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.
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#54. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut
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#55. Anyone who says forty is the new twenty can suck it - if they can bend over enough to reach it. It's more like the new ninety, because you're now seriously pondering when Death will ring your doorbell in the form of those everyday pains and aches that now torture your once hot, tight body.
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#56. I stand there
And no one knew me
I reach for her
She looks right through me
I can search this world over
She can't see me
I drown in tears
They look right through me
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#57. Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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#59. No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you.
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#61. What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.
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#62. Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.
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#63. You slept with my sister."
"Get over it. You could either fight with me over it or help me fight for her. She deserves some good guys on her side. And I'm planning on being one of them.
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#64. I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you to tell me why you cut your wrists and I want to know why and how you play and sing the way you do, but most of all I want you to tell me what I need to do to be a good enough man for you.
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#65. Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!
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#67. I've spent my entire existence trying to create this perfect fairytale happy ever after future; bending fate to the way I thought it should be, or living in a past I was never supposed to have. I've never lived in the present, and cherished the moments I'm in.
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#68. The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...
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#69. Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already have one. S therefore, I do not need one. Which makes me not an alcoholic.
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#70. Let me tell you the truth about women. We want it all. We want to be completely and utterly cherished but at the same time treated like our inner whores. The secret is that we don't want to ever talk about it. We want you to just know. So not only are we liars, we're a bunch of crazy ass bitches.
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#71. You know, that's the fairy-tale I'd write for you, Grace. You and Shane. One hot rock star badass and one beautiful rock star badass with a happily ever after.
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#72. You shoot like a girl, she laughed smoothly, then lifted her gun and shot me right between the eyes. There was nothing left to do but tackle her. So I did.
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#73. Those green irises were like gentle pools of brilliant meadows of sage and green-envy coneflowers swaying in a warm breeze.
HOLY fuck. What the hell sort of poetry was that dribbling out of my twisted brain?
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#74. You want to be my first, Shane?"
"No baby, I'm going to be your last
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#75. Please don't be sorry, Grace. I am your friend and I'm here if you need to talk about anything or need a shoulder to cry on."
"Thanks."
"Especially if that's the only way I'll ever get to hold you.
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#76. You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.
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#77. You need to tell me what's going on. Tell me something, babe. I can't do this anymore, this sick twisted worrying, I need more of the story." The sad smile he offered me pulled at my insides, "I don't want half of you, or bits and pieces, baby. I bloody want all of you.
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#78. Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?
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#79. I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there
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#80. This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.
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#82. Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.
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#83. Because i promise you, i will pick up every broken little piece of you, every single fucking piece, Grace, and for the rest of my fucking life i will put you back together
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#84. Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me.
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#85. Got plans for the rest of the day ?"
"No plans," I whispered. Test drive your mattress? Let me pretend to be a Skittle and you can taste my rainbow? Fifty Shades me? Please ! Oh, holy horror, I'm freaking losing it.
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#86. ... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.
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#87. I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.
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