Top 2 Christian Gym Quotes
#1. She talks about being a Christian as if it's a gym membership you can sign up for.
#2. Most of the equipment in the gym looked like it belonged in Christian's "Red Room of Pain." I didn't think NYSC was a front for a BDSM club, so there must be another purpose behind the various contraptions; I was just clueless as to what that purpose was.