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#1. I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#2. I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have to lose weight or you'll lose that job.' - Author: Margaret Cho
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#3. Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange? - Author: Margaret Cho
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#4. I want to ski down Mount Cho Oyu in the Himalayas when I am 85, descending from a height of 8,201 meters. - Author: Yuichiro Miura
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#5. I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#6. Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#7. You have to have a very holler-y sensibility. So they [the audience] know there's something worth listening to. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#8. I don't know why it's anyone's business! People do what they need to do. I did it, and it was nowhere near as traumatic as being raped. I was so numb for so long that sex work for me was not a big deal. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#9. It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#10. I've worked with incredible producers who have also taken my voice and brought it to another level. I think I have some natural abilities, but it's the technique that I've been learning from the best that keeps me going. I'm really honored to do it. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#11. I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#12. I mean, what's great about touring is that's what you do. You're in a constant state of motion and then you stop to do a show and you move onto the next city. All you have to do is do the show. That's the only responsibility that you have. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#13. Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#14. Sometimes you just get giggles leprosy and it can't be helped. I find that there's a direct correlation between fatigue and breaking. - Author: John Cho
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#15. I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I've known them for 17 years. So it's kinda like weird to be star-struck still, but I still am! - Author: Margaret Cho
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#16. In the early days I was on the road 45-50 weeks a year, driving from gig to gig 6-8 weeks in a row. Not everyone can do that. The show becomes the easy part. Tt's the life on the road that is the hardest ... and you can't get any good at standup unless you do the road. - Author: Henry Cho
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#17. He was a typical specimen of the younger son in avid pursuit of mediocrity with which the Theurgist's teemed: - Author: Zen Cho
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#18. Your goal is to write that masterpiece. Yello's masterpiece was "Oh Yeah." Whatever I say about the song doesn't matter, because it has a huge impact on how we remember the era. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#19. It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be photographed with your partner. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#20. Other dragons are bastards. I moved out of my mother's cave after my mother tried to rip my guts out.
Granted, I had tried to steal her Tiara of Clairvoyance. - Author: Zen Cho
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#21. I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My problem with comedy is to want to clown it up, but she's the funny one. Those are her jokes, not mine. For me, it's a lot of not doing anything. I just don't want to muck it up. - Author: John Cho
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#22. You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#23. It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you run and get you where you want to go. I have not just thigh peace but thigh happiness, and it begins with thigh gratitude. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#24. I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#25. If you're a songwriter, you want to write a song like "Oh Yeah" that radically shifts everything. You can definitely retire on that song. You want to have something you can put in your songbook that everybody can recognize, whether it's a good or bad thing. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#26. I love Wilco's "I'm the Man Who Loves You." Nels Cline has that weird guitar slide at the beginning and the song is whispered actually. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#27. When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just die,' because it was killing her that I was doing this. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#28. Furthermore
though it was quite irrelevant now
he had no idea his killer, Kazuo Kiriyama, had, in his mansion that was much larger than Toshinori's home in Shiroiwa-cho, mastered the violin at a level far superior to Toshinori's a long time ago
and then tossed his violin into the trash. - Author: Koushun Takami
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#29. Often something that is in bad taste or considered to be in bad taste is something that's just very true but that people are unwilling to discuss or comment on. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#30. [Fur] is really ridiculous. It's outrageous. We're not living in igloos. We don't need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It's not. It's death. There's no excuse for it. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#31. I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#32. It makes it very hard to say what you believe in and not be attacked for it. And it's not fair; I'm Korean, but I'm not supposed to talk about my experience and my life? It's unaccepting. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#33. I don't like catchphrases either. A current one would be, "Bye, Felicia." It's used so much that we don't even know the origin anymore. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#34. Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#35. The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#36. I always thought that people told you that you're beautiful-that this was a title that was bestowed upon you ... I think that it's time to take this power into our own hands and to say, "You know what? I'm beautiful. I just am. And that's my light. I'm just a beautiful woman." - Author: Margaret Cho
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#37. I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#38. I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#39. Since the decision to become a parent is invariably self-interested, it is my belief that a parent's obligation is to the child, and the child's obligation is to itself. - Author: Zen Cho
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#40. Korean children get a lot of fuss made over them, I guess because life was tough in the old country, and it was a big deal if you survived. There's a big party thrown when you are 100 days old, followed by another when you make it to one whole year. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#41. I love singing and that's kind of my new thing. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#42. My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious! - Author: Henry Cho
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#43. Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone's life forever. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#44. It is a mother's duty to teach her daughters about the uses of blood, particularly a magical daughter. - Author: Zen Cho
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#45. As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it. - Author: Henry Cho
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#46. I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#47. If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' - Author: Margaret Cho
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#48. I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#49. You know, I did start a Twitter account, but that's the only thing I do. I feel torn because I don't want to promo myself and force that down people's throats, but on the other hand, that's a component. There's some real interest in, "Hey, what are you doing next?" - Author: John Cho
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#50. If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#51. My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room. - Author: Henry Cho
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#52. Magic ran in the family. Even her mother's second cousin, who was adopted, did small spells on the side. She sold these from a stall in Kota Bharu. Her main wares were various types of fruit fried in batter, but if you bought five pisang or cempedak goreng, she threw in a jampi for free. - Author: Zen Cho
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#53. Shameless, impudent, meddling females, who presumed to set at naught the Society's prohibition on women's magic, and duped the common people with their potions and cantrips! - Author: Zen Cho
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#54. I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#55. I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? - Author: Margaret Cho
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#56. By six o'clock that evening, however, even the glow of having successfully asked out Cho Chang was insufficient to lighten the ominous feelings that intensified with every step Harry took toward Snape's office. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#57. College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents ... and bounce it. - Author: Henry Cho
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#58. Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! - Author: Margaret Cho
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#59. It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#60. Sexual fulfillment goals, to make them happen, you have to work on them as a project. I don't think it's a bad thing. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#61. Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#62. To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#63. Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe spaces for LGBT, for women, for Asian people. So my goal in comedy has sort of been to make this a safe space for people who were like me. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#64. The show definitely has a romantic construct, and that's a genre that I've never had access to, in a significant way. This interesting for me to see, as an Asian guy, just standing back. I just wanted to break my way into a different genre. I was tickled that it was offered to me. - Author: John Cho
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#65. People at shows have told me that they've shown my videos to their parents and families to help them come out of the closet. It's very inspiring that comedy can do that and can help people cope with everyday life and challenges through humor. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#66. Where do people get off telling people what to do? It's their bodies. If you legalized sex work and legally protected the sex workers, you wouldn't see anything like human trafficking. All of that would be obliterated. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#67. The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#68. Let's not hate ourselves. We are all we have ... I have been a longtime perpetrator of hate crimes against myself, and I am turning myself in. I have had enough. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#69. It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#70. People ask me what I'm writing. They think I'm Sandra Tsing Loh. Or they ask about stand-up. 'No, that's Margaret Cho.' I really think there is this kind of glomming, that they think we are somehow all the same person. - Author: Sandra Oh
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#71. When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering the world. I need to do that, but before I can, I need to get over my fear of kids in the first place. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#72. My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#73. Success will most likely come with a fine balance between articulating your vision and taking into account your client's needs. - Author: Joy Deangdeelert Cho
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#74. I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's. - Author: Henry Cho
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#75. Zacharias's study bore the marks of his predecessors, whose taste had run decidedly stoicheiotical. They had had a fondness for skulls with burning lights in their eye sockets, crystal balls in which mysterious shapes came and went, and dark velvet window curtains traced with obscure runes. - Author: Zen Cho
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#76. Strange, there's so much religion in the world, but only enough to make us fight over who is right, not enough to make us love one another. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#77. It's always considered bad taste to comment on a tragedy right when it's happening, but I love when something is considered too soon to talk about because then you can blast past that social censorship to get into something real. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#78. For me, the most interesting thing is longevity and sustaining a career, because that's what's truly difficult. - Author: John Cho
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#79. I've always wanted to have tattoos. I grew up around people who were very tattooed. It's a self-expression thing; it's also helped me claim my body as my own. So I think it's really positive. It's really joyful. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#80. I'm a survivor. But I'm also victim, too. Surviving has the connotation that you've been through it, you lived through it and that's wonderful - but a victim is what I was. "Survivor" is the more healing way to look at it. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#81. The label of tasteful or tasteless is so often used to silence people and to maintain the status quo. It's used to shame people for not following the commonly accepted routine, for not aligning themselves with the status quo. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#82. I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#83. For women in my family, in Korean culture, women are really valued in their youth, and then when they get older, it's like they almost become irrelevant. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#84. There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#85. My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah ... but she's never said I was boring! - Author: Henry Cho
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#86. It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#87. I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized ... I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? - Author: Margaret Cho
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#88. But that was the trouble with children, Sir Stephen reflected. They were confoundedly liable to pattern themselves upon one's conduct, when one would rather they simply did what they were told. - Author: Zen Cho
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#89. I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry about something I will try to think about something funny about it to lighten the load of the anger and cope with the anger. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#90. I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#91. I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#92. It's like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else's story. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#93. So when you do your family tree and Margaret Cho does hers, and ... Wanda Sykes and John Legend ... we're adding to the database that scholars can then draw from to generalize about the complexity of the American experience. And that's the contribution that family trees make to broader scholarship. - Author: Henry Louis Gates
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#94. Christ's purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#95. It's really weird to be in more than one franchise because an actor's life is so nomadic, and so it's a real privilege to get back together with people. - Author: John Cho
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#96. That's the nature of comedy - you always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#97. pursuing the dreams and visions that God has deposited in the hearts of those who love Him. Ideas, dreams, and visions don't change the world. Rather, it's people - like you and me, who faithfully, prayerfully, and tenaciously live out these ideas, dreams, and visions - who change the world. - Author: Eugene Cho
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#98. Love is like a fart. It's warm, unpredictable. And sometimes it stinks, but it can also be the best feeling in the world. That's why I'm so happy that I passed you that day. I know now ... I fart you - Author: Ryan Higa
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#99. Anything Vince Clarke, whether it's Erasure, Yaz, or Depeche Mode. It's basically R&B with synths. It's very sexy music and perfect for gay sex. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#100. Sex in general, for me, is a lot of different aspects of humanity, not just my relationships. It's my relationship to myself and my body. - Author: Margaret Cho
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