Top 10 Chidlren's Quotes
#1. The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead)
We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)
Binary solo!
0000001, 00000011
000000111, 00001111!
Flight Of The Conchords
#2. Someday somebody's going to come along and knock this old fence down.
Jacqueline Woodson
#3. Time in nature is not leisure time; it's an essential investment in our chidlren's health (and also, by the way, in our own).
Richard Louv
#4. EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.
Ambrose Bierce
#5. We see North Koreans as automatons, goose-steeping at parades, doing mass gymnastics with fixed smiles on their faces - but beneath all that, real life goes on with the same complexity of human emotion as anywhere else.
Barbara Demick
#6. Our minds are drawn to what feels true, not what's necessarily so.
Clive Thompson
#7. And that vest won't help, cuz I'm aimin' at yo scalp
Lil' Wayne
#8. Godiva was tired and old and Gertrude Stein in spring bought a new car ...
Alice B. Toklas
#10. My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.
Kirk Windstein
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