Chew Tobacco Quotes

#1. The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it.

Richie Ashburn

#2. I have been up too congress, and they do not seem to do anything except eat peanuts and chew tobacco while my army is starving ...

Robert E.Lee

#3. A narrative voice with conviction is often hard to find. But not in baseball. The minors teach two lost American arts: how to chew tobacco and how to tell a story.

Thomas Boswell

#4. Quentin looked curiously around. "This is a neat room," he said.

"Yes, it is," I replied, directing my compliment toward the distant ceiling. Everyone deserves a few compliments. Even a building.

Seanan McGuire

#5. Any statistics can be extrapolated to the point where they show disaster.

Thomas Sowell

#6. Texas was ungodly hot. Like the circles of hell kind of hot.

J. Lynn

#7. The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.

Huey Long

#8. Pray for rain while digging a well.

Stephen King

#9. Beings are owners of their actions, heirs of their actions; they originate from their actions, are bound to their actions, have their actions as their refuge. It is action that distinguishes beings as inferior and superior.

Gautama Buddha

#10. Lakshmi massages Vishnu's feet. Is this male domination? Kali stands on Shiva's chest. Is this female domination? Shiva is half a woman. Is this gender equality? Why then is Shakti never half a man?

Devdutt Pattanaik

#11. I am aware I sound like a Marxist Victor Meldrew but, guess what, I'm over 50 and I don't give a fuck.

Mark Thomas

#12. Yeah, and I went straight into a fantasy world. Just stepped straight into the abyss. You know, I was gone and kids used to walk past my front room, cause I lived on the green.

Eric Clapton

#13. You get to tour some of the historic homes and listen to ghost stories."
"This is what people do in small towns?"
"We could either do that or go sit on my porch, chew some tobacco, and play banjos.

Nicholas Sparks

#14. There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.

Albert Guinon